Whirling with Whirlz

Narrator/Whirl
Human
Elf
Bird
Bear

It is a very quiet and pleasurable summer day in Alterra. Bear and Bird are sparring with each other.
Mmmm... you're pretty strong... able to withstand my blinding shots and not flinching a single bit from my armor breaking...
Thanks, I've been practicing. Give me all you got, Bird! I'll take it head-on!
You may be able to withstand my weaker shots, but no one can withstand this!
With a strong heave, Bird pulls back on his bow. He snaps it very far back and lets go an arrow flying at the speed of light.
BLASSSSSTTTT SHOOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!

The arrow explodes in front of Bear. There is a big gust of smoke.
*cough cough*
*trips over a round object* Oww, stupid rock.

Bird fails to notice the pink glow being emitted from the round object.
....Bear? *cough*
Bear walks out from the smoke untouched.
*laughs* Is that all you got, Bird?
Wh-wha...?!
The words DODGE gently appear above Bear's head and float away, appearing to dance above Bear's head, jeering and mocking Bird's most powerful skill.
.... UGH. A DODGE?!
*notices the orange gems on Bear's bow*
...PFT. BEAR, YOU WOULD USE DRAINER'S ON ME!
See, STS! This is why we need more powerful skills!!!!
Ha ha, it's what we Bears are built for. Dodge and Armor.
I was pretty sure I saw an INT Bear earlier...I would rather have sparred with him instead.
Bird, you hungry?
Hmm, now that you say so, it's been some time since we had some food. Say, where's the cook?!
I dunno. Let's find Elf and Human, I'm sure those two know.
The two march off, still completely unaware of the super rare "Legendary" Kite Shield that had dropped from the exploded barrel.

Meanwhile, Elf and Human are taking a short walk through the forest and talking about high-intelligence topics that Bear and Bird would have trouble processing.
So, Human. You're basically stating that the rate of my wand's auto-attack is higher than my staff's auto-attack?
Well, theoretically, yes. But I don't use a staff. I err, use a. *pulls out machine gun* This.
Woah... what is that? Can I see that?
Sure, but don't press that trigger or point it at anything...
*hands over very dangerous weapon of mass destruction to an elf*
Hmm, what does it do when I press this-THAT'S THE TRIGGER DON'T PRESS IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!!!!
Ahh, ok. But what does it do? I mean, my wand makes stuff turn into frogs and trees when I aim it at someone. Does this thing make things turn into furniture?
Umm..well not EXACTLY... *thinks over how to explain the concept of a machine gun*
Suddenly, a deep growl followed by a very awkwardlooking green creature appears.
I am Meathead! Ha, I caught you little kids now! Drop your little twigs so I can make a bowl of fried dishes from you!
...You eat fried dishes?
Hwu? NO I SAID FRIED FISHES! DROP YOUR TWIGS NOWWWW HRAGHHHHH *foams and slams meatmasher*
*exchanges a grin with Human:lolfrieddishes* I don't think SO! I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO AN EARTHENWARE DESK!!!! *aims machine gun at Meathead and presses trigger*

BOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*faceground* Sigh...
*does not notice the huge amount of damage she has caused*
....? What. Why don't you turn into a desk?! Meh. This weapon is stupid, Human. You can have it back. I like my staff better.
O.O Umm, thanks. I think I'll...keep this to myself now. Say, let's see what we looted!
The two slowly walk over to the spoils.
Psh, Broken Sword?! Wow, this is some really bad loot.
...Fried Leathers? Yeah, this is horrible....
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.......What? QUIT STARING AT ME!
*bursts out laughing* You said fried leathers. You know what that reminds *laugh* me of?
Say, I'm hungry. Let's have some fried DISHES! *joins in with laughter*

The big-headed human and the bobble-headed elf walk towards town for a meal.

ELF!!! HUMAN!!!! Where are you guys!
*SMACK*
Oww, what was that for?!
Right behind you, tinybrain. Quit shouting so loud.
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..... ;/ Umm, hey, where's the cook?!
Strange... Whirl is usually here. I wonder where he is
*sqwauk*
Oh, it's the Messenger Bird!
Hello there, fellow Alterrans and weirdly deformed creature! You have a letter from Alterra Wide Avian Services! *plucks letter from beak and hands to Bird*
Ooh, open it, Bird! Open it!
The letter is written in Dark Slate Gray. The text is quite formal, and Bird uses his beak to pierce the seal that folds the letter in half.
*szzzzz* -rip-
Okay, let's see...

"Dear Travelers,

Your cook Whirl will not be available for today and the next following three days. Thus, you find food and feed yourselves until Whirl can return from his travels. Alterran Wide Avian Services dearly apologizes for your inconveniences.

Your proud provider,
A.W.A.S


*groans* Wow, seriously? I just had to fight a green monster! I'm so hungry and tired...
*laughs* Green monster? Are you serious? *LOLOLOLOL*
Never mind. >.>
So, how are we gonna get food, guys? I'm starving!!!
Welllllllll, the letter did say we had to find food ourselves. Why not just cook?
Eh, sounds good. And since there's four days, let's each cook on one day. What'cha think?
Affirmative. I agree with this decision.
*nods*
*grunts*..... as long as we get food.
Okay, so I'll go today. I'm gonna cook you guys something great to eat!!!
*brbs*


Ha, Bird is cooking.
I wonder what he's making for us.
All I can say is, I'm prepared to expect a plate full of worms and bugs.
No, I'd rather have the bird seeds!
The group giggles.
Suddenly, a fresh and sweet aroma fills the room.
Okay, back! Hey, what's so funny?
Bird taps into the room wearing a white top chef's hat.
:O Woah, what is that?!
*grabs a pawful and stuffs into mouth* Mmm, tastes great!
Oh, wow! It's actually pretty good. Say, what is it, Bird?
*nom nom* Yeah, what is this?
Well, err. Being a bird and all, I went and caught some-*spits out food* BLECHH I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU CAUGHT BUGS AND ANTS AND WORMS!!!! IKNEWITIKNEWITIKNEWITIKNEWITIKNEWIT!!!!!
Elf proceeds to smack Bird with her staff.
Oww, hey stop it! It's just fish!!!!! Stop! I'm telling the truth!
Haha, it is fish. Although really crappy fish. What type of fish is this, anyways?
.....some carp-y fish. Why?
*giggle*

Hey guys! Thanks for reading. Part II will be Day Two and Elf will be cooking.
Feel free to check back everyday for updates! I'll have Part II done in a few days or so!