Whirling with Whirlz

Hey there again!

Lemme ask you guys a VERY VERY difficult question.

Ready?
...?
Have you guys ever been bored?
Bored, as in not having any homework to do?
Bored, as in after playing some consecutive hours of PL and your eyes, fingers, and hands hurt?
Well, when that happens, you just need to waste some time doing nonsense on the Internet!
(Trust me, this happened to me today.)

Grab a PC, and get ready for a little tour, brought to you by Whirlz.

Alright, so I went around online looking up fun little things to do, and I came upon this website.
Now, you know how there are a LOAD of websites that are focused on games, celebrities, news, stock markets, companies, etc?
Well, that's just a load.

The TRASH PILE of the Internet is what we will be visiting today.
There are just some websites out there that are made for no reason except wasting your time, (hence the name "TRASH PILE.")

Let's start with the basics.
First off, a nice pointless tutorial on becoming a unicorn!
It's not as easy as you think!
Link

Next, we're going to generate some of our favorite words in ASCII. Link
Generate your name, favorite animal, and then generate the word "generate"!

Now, control your slave chicken!
Tell it to jump, bang its head, even play PL! Link
(Although it's probably not programmed to understand...;/)

Ever liquidate a super-rare pink or valuable item?
Time to scream in your loudest voice, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Or you can have Darth Vader do it for you! Link

And finally, since you're so bored, it's time to do something!
Random Idea generator will generate a random idea for you!
Link

Have anything that YOU like to do online when you're bored?
Tell me!

-Whirlz