Your best.... Pick up lines! This is a crowd favorite! Post em and comment on which one is good and which one stinks worse then when a skunk releases it's funk in a enclosed box and the box doesn't open for a good two years. :) ENJOY!
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Your best.... Pick up lines! This is a crowd favorite! Post em and comment on which one is good and which one stinks worse then when a skunk releases it's funk in a enclosed box and the box doesn't open for a good two years. :) ENJOY!
Did it hurt when u fell from heaven. ^.-
Hi, I'm Erik. Go out with me. :D
Do you believe in love at first sight? ....or should I walk by again?
Your as beautiful as a worm on dry land.
What i said to my gf and she laughed at me:
Are you shy?
"Why?"
Because I've been seated across the room the whole time and you never said hi.
Ur face is as smooth as my butt cheek after ive slatherd magrine all over it lets buzayyyy.
Lol I dated this one guy and the first time we went out (to the movies) he pulled this move: "Once I caught a fish and it was this big -gestures with hands-. Then I caught one this big -gestures with hands a bit larger-. And then I caught one this big -puts his arm around me-." It was sooooo cheesy, but it was cute
Your ankles are having a party and your pants are invited on down
I also found singing Bruno Mars works too
It's like counting shoulders when your next to a girl.
Lets count how many shoulders here, one, two, three ( the girls ) and four (put your arm around girl).
I want to try that fish thing!!