Two-Handed-Weapon-That-Must-Not-Be-Named

Hello all!

It has come to my attention that there are people out there who are having vicious nightmares over the mere mention of the Bronx Bomber. They cannot eat. They cannot sleep. They cannot function.

This is understandable because the power of the Bronx Bomber is so awesome and intense that if a person has not been trained to wield it, has not gone through due diligence, the result can be sheer and unadulterated madness.

Lately, the laments and weeping and wailing and knashing of teeth have become more and more prevalent because of this weapon.

This mighty weapon.

And so, I look at myself and say to myself, "Self, canst thoust let this happenth?"

Nay!

And so, please, in the name of everything holy, do not utter the words Bronx Bomber anymore, for you do so, knowing that you will cause fear and terror to strike in the hearts of those not mentally prepared to discuss it.

And so, from this day forward, the Bronx Bomber shall hereby be referred to as:

Two-Handed-Weapon-That-Must-Not-Be-Named

If you prefer a shorter version, 2H-BB-Weapon will do.

But, I implore you. Never, ever utter the name of the Bronx Bomber again.

I thank you ahead of time for your cooperation.

Bronxman

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Originally Posted by Bronxman2012

Hello all!

It has come to my attention that there are people out there who are having vicious nightmares over the mere mention of the Bronx Bomber. They cannot eat. They cannot sleep. They cannot function.

This is understandable because the power of the Bronx Bomber is so awesome and intense that if a person has not been trained to wield it, has not gone through due diligence, the result can be sheer and unadulterated madness.

Lately, the laments and weeping and wailing and knashing of teeth have become more and more prevalent because of this weapon.

This mighty weapon.

And so, I look at myself and say to myself, "Self, canst thoust let this happenth?"

Nay!

And so, please, in the name of everything holy, do not utter the words Bronx Bomber anymore, for you do so, knowing that you will cause fear and terror to strike in the hearts of those not mentally prepared to discuss it.

And so, from this day forward, the Bronx Bomber shall hereby be referred to as:

Two-Handed-Weapon-That-Must-Not-Be-Named

If you prefer a shorter version, 2H-BB-Weapon will do.

But, I implore you. Never, ever utter the name of the Bronx Bomber again.

I thank you ahead of time for your cooperation.

Bronxman

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I thought you would stop...

Lol You Said The - Two - Handed - That - must - not - be
- named! 4 Times!!!!

I sense a calming of the waters, now that we are referring to is as Two-Handed-Weapon-That-Must-Not-Be-Named. People are coming out and breathing fresh air for the first time is days. The world is a better place.

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Originally Posted by Bronxman2012:551994

I sense a calming of the waters, now that we are referring to is as Two-Handed-Weapon-That-Must-Not-Be-Named. People are coming out and breathing fresh air for the first time is days. The world is a better place.

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:/ I still wanna see one :(

What is Bronx. I would really like to know what it is. Isit anything to pl

dugantale, I understand your desire to want to see the Two-Handed-Weapon-That-Must-Not-Be-Named. I really do. However, until we can make some kind of order amidst this chaos, the Two-Handed-Weapon-That-Must-Not-Be-Named must remain hidden. Those who have it will be warned not to yield it while playing Pocket Legends.

The risks are too much.

In time, when every tear is wiped from our eyes, then, and only then, can we talk about this weapon. And then, after talking about it, using it once again.

But, for now, it is the best of times; it is the worst of times.

I call it- The Voldebomber. Well played Bronxie, well played.

Sometimes, a joke can be taken a little too far and reaches the point of annoyance. Just let it die already.

:/ I I I I dont see if its reall or not can u at leat add me on the game?

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Originally Posted by dugantale

:/ I I I I dont see if its reall or not can u at leat add me on the game?

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It is a joke. You younger players fall for these all the time.

Yea thanks I finally know not to always believe what I read.

Of course, if we wanted to limit the number of these weapons, we could claim they don't exist.

Lol. I love the amount of people begging to see one xD classic

Ibe been im the situatiom when im in balefort and someone asks what a bronx-bomber is many times...just put it in the dumpster of old jokes already...just like the arrow to the knee thing...

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Originally Posted by Bronxman2012

Of course, if we wanted to limit the number of these weapons, we could claim they don't exist.

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Or we could claim they don't exist because.... they don't.

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Originally Posted by CrimsonTider:552028

Sometimes, a joke can be taken a little too far and reaches the point of annoyance. Just let it die already.

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That was about three weeks ago

I'm surprised these threads aren't being locked honestly. I think everyone knows what their objective is.

Aaaaah, but a joke like this will never die as long as people are either enjoying the joke or asking for it to die.

I don't see anyone getting hurt, and I think it's silly...

Fair play...

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Originally Posted by Bronxman2012:552043

Of course, if we wanted to limit the number of these weapons, we could claim they don't exist.

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For being the person who wrote the "Man Rules" you sure act like a child...just saying...end it... :rolleyes: