So here I was, running through AO4 trying to get a hold of a plasma as I usually am doing around 3:00pm every day, when all of a sudden someone lvl 45 joins my game...
"***** has joined game"
(we will now refer to him as the clueless one)
Clueless one: Zup dood
(ignoring the fact he didn't know punctuation and talked like an eight year old I proceeded to talk to him while running mummies over with stomp)
Me: Hey man how are you?
Clueless one: W8 for me
Me: I am running with these other bears, you can try to catch up if you would like.
Clueless one: I raining 2 bro just w8
(he uses smart text obviously)
Me: Sorry we can't stop.
Clueless one: U can stomp because I can 2!
(cool this guy knows what skills bears have. he however doesn't know how to read very well.)
Me: I said we can't stop. Not stomp.
Clueless one: ?
(he found the question mark key... good)
Me: ??
Cluesless one: !?
Me: !!!!
Clueless one: I caught up
Me: Oh goody.
Cluessless one: Lez keel boots
Me: You mean boss?
Cluessless one: ?
Me: !!
(at this point we engage Anubis and getting ready to finish the other 2 bosses)
Cluessless one: *@&# I died! Rev please!
Me: We are all bears we can't rev...
Cluessless one: WTF rev plz!
Me: ... we can't...
Cluessless one: Don't kill boots rev plz
(ok this guy doesn't get it, and is kind of annoying me. time to have some fun.)
Me: Ok man just wait a second, I will revive you.
Cluessless one: K thx
Me: No problem
(the rest of the bears are cracking up laughing now in disbelief, remember this guy is lvl 45 and a bear)
Cluessless one: Rev plz...
Me: Hang on I have to find your body I lost it.
(we are moving on to Ryloxx or somebody by now)
Cluessless one: What do you mean you lost it?
Me: Well I can only revive you when I find your body, don't ressurect at start yet, just give me a second.
Cluessless one: *&@! hurry up! WTF...
Me: Be patient ok? I'm trying.
(mean while I'm finishing up another boss. 5 mins go by after he has died)
Cluessless one: Find my body yet?
Me: No sorry. I'm still looking.
Cluessless one: K thx
(another few mins go by)
Me: Look man I can't find it, run back to us quick!
Cluessless one: *&%$ K Ill try... I died again... rev please
"Obamanation has left the party"
