The. The spry goes o ronaldo eating cereal
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The. The spry goes o ronaldo eating cereal
This story was so much funnier before the rollback :(
And there was this huge funeral, cause EVERYONE KEPT DYING.
haha lovely story ;)
Lol i was always wondering what happened to it i hate how there are bad poeple trying tokill story and main character
Haha. Oh but wait, its not over.
The main character survives...more or less as a zombie. Then suddenly out of nowhere a Hunter appears and he realises he's inside the left for dead game. Then he eats a cookie and starts to fart out magical rainbows as his body turns into a strawberry tart and he's flying through space.
WHAT?
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He became known as Crawmerax the Invincible, and was addicted to his pearls (which he stole from Old Spice Guy)
then people cure his zombie-ness and peasant lived his life very happily
happily..that is until one day he is at the library browsing the literature, he picks up a book about vampires and he learns that his great great grand mother was a vampire queen. He is now the next in line to be the next
vampire queen. He becomes confused as he is a man, how could he possible be a "queen"?!, the next day...
then someone kicked ronaldo right where it hurts :o and the old man arose from the dead as a forest haven zombie
lol too late :p
Thus he went on his journey to the mountains of Hemxyzer, as said in the legends, to battle with his sister's brother's dad's mum's grandson for the throne of the vampire queen. which he basically found out, to be himself. torn between pain (of cutting off something he shouldn't have) and his longingness of being the vampire queen. he becomes mentally disabled. He falls in and out of consciousness......*darkness*, he wakes up as a gleaming bright light hits his eyes...
eat this banana ----> :banana:
so he went "OM NOM NOM NOM" and devoured it.
the miserable end.