Athenum’s Ultra-Secret Guide to PvP
Welcome to another one of Athenum’s guides. Yes, it’s the same guy who wrote “Why Merch when you can Mooch?” and “The Peacemaker Build.”
This is a special ultra secret guide. If you are reading this right now, it means that you are one of the few among millions on the Internet that use the STS forums.
This quick edition guide is about PvP and how to survive it. Before we begin, we need to plug in a disclaimer.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction for a game that is real but which contents are fictional. Any similarity to real life is purely coincidental. This has been written to provide entertainment, mirth and laughter. It is not intended to cause sadness, anger and pain nor to prove to be a violation of any of the TOS that STS has provided. This document should be read only by those persons to whom it is addressed. If you have received this message it was obviously addressed to you and therefore you can read it, even if I didn’t mean to post it for you. However, if the contents of this post make no sense whatsoever then you probably were not the intended recipient, feel free to close your eyes after staring for hours at your monitor, I’m sure they are tired. Which is a funny story really, when I was young , we had no television sets. My family and I would sit around for hours just watching the fire. My momma always told me: “Don’t sit too close to the fire, you’ll hurt your eyes.” If you have received this post in error, I was probably half asleep from playing too much Arcane Legends because my guildmate usually calls me at an ungodly hour. Please do blame him. Thank you.
In the Player versus Player arena, people usually think that he who has the best gear or best gang wins. This is incorrect! By writing this guide I have found a way to circumvent the incorrect misconception that players have. (I used a dictionary to find them words. Heh.)
Here are some tips to help you survive the PvP experience.
The Secret art of PvP war:
Be what you are not: Look around you. What do you see? Did you notice if your team is composed of the same guild that your team is fighting? If so, stick to the team member who has guildmates on the opposing side. Never leave him/her. Attack only those he/she attacks but do so only when you notice the opponent is getting pretty weak. Do this right and you’ll get a couple of kills in and survive the match.
To fight the enemy, you should be the enemy: Look for a prominent guild on the opposing team. See one? Good! Now, “accidentally” attack that player and quickly apologize. They will usually answer with “??” or “Ok.” Stick with them and you’re guaranteed not to get killed by your teammates.
A loudly clucking chicken is usually laying an egg: Read the chat logs! When you hear/read a player complaining loudly or someone screaming 4vs1 is nt FARE! Can only mean one thing, yes it does. It’s a trap. These guys are better equipped and can end the game in one click of a button. Stay away from them at all costs. THERE! Did you see them leave? They just want you to think they ragequit but in reality they just ended their match.
A good offense is a great defense: Instead of charging in and saying “NOW DIE!” Change your battlecry to “Y u kill me were ally!” watch the other team stop and try to figure out what’s going on, get your other teammates to crush them before they recover from their confusion.
After reading and following this secret guide, feel better about yourself and know that you are now one of the few chosen players who are now part of the elites, who know these little known secrets to PvP.
In all seriousness, aside from the guide, I’d like to shout out to all the great PVP-ers out there, committed and dedicated to the game, those who stick to the game no matter what the cost. My hat goes off to all of you!
