What do YOU think is happening in the next level cap?

[Whirlzap]

It seems like everyone is so *anxious* to know ANY information about the next level cap.
Everyone has looked everywhere except for one place: their imagination.

In hopes of stirring up even more anticipation and combating the somewhat "scary" rise of pessimistic nature in the PL forums, I have created this level 81 cap thread.

Seeing as STS obviously moderates the General Discussion daily, maybe some of these suggestions might make the cut.
Feel free to make serious ideas or sarcastic memes, as we just love breaking PL even more.

Since I'm a sarcastic person, I'll start off with a few.

























So I ask you, what do YOU think is going to be in the next level cap?