How to Merchant Like Reun
You wanna know how to make lots of money? Follow these 5 step and you be rich!
(WARNING: What you are about to read below is a joke. If you can't take a joke than you may not want to read this thread as it can lead to exploding diarrhea, cancer, death, or never being able to get a girlfriend/boyfriend.)
Step Juan: FORUM MERCHING
BUYING ITEM
So you like stalk trader market? See lot thread right? You see item you want? The person say lots money? All you gotta do is say "too high noob". Make them intimidated!! Then they be like "Oh sorry lord master I will give it to you for a lot cheaper okay? I'm so sorry" Then you gotta say low offer! It worth 300k, say 10k! It worth 5 million, say 5k!! You know what peoples say, the more it worth, the less you pay!
SELLING ITEM
So you want make rich? How you do dis? You become rich in just a 5 second! What you do make rich? First find trader market on computer. Then it button say somethings. WEECH BUTTIN?! So much buttin i no know weech juan! Buttin say "Post New Thread" key to make rich. Then say what you sell. Example for stupids: Sell level 10 forest bow? Worth 50k? Sell it 300k!! Same method use. What do make rich is type in name item. Press L buttin then e buttin then v buttin then e buttin then l buttin then 1 buttin then 0 buttin then f buttin then o buttin then r buttin then e buttin then s buttin then t buttin then b buttin then o buttin then w buttin. But complication it get if you have other item. I only give tutorial for bow forest because too long thread take. Then some stupid peoples will buy 300k and you win! (Warning: This may take a couple of weeks: okay, years but you will sell for sure at 100% chance of selling (Clarification: 100% chance at 2% of the time)).
OFFERING ON ITEM
You want item! But other stupid peoples want TO! They ruin secret richness plan of you! Let go rage on them make them intimidate! You gots say: "noob omg I want the item you cant just STEAL item I gonna hunt u down" This very easy method should not take long learn this.
Step Dos: MERCHING IN GAME!
This suck method. You want sell somethings at quintuple price. Someone come and they tell you "omg nub you neva eva eva eva eva gonna find sella fo dat prize nub" Then you say "Don't say stuffs you ***** **** ***** **** ***** **** *****" Then they be like "OM g sorry! I buy ur price then stop cuss me out?" Voilo! You win rich!
Step Tree: COOL ITEM SET THAT LOOK COOL!
1. Mama said, "OMG burglar he stul mai harp"
Helmet: Sentinel Helmet of Death/Cyber Helmet of Death
Armor: Sentinel Armor/Cyber Armor
Weapon: Melodic Auto-Crossbow
2. Mr. Bling Joe Hobo
Helmet: Melodic Helmet
Armor: Gemstone Armor
Weapon: Pink dagga
Shield: Mime Glove
3. Pwnt
Deez juan complication. What you gots do put on bes gear fight someone ween against dem then rlly qweekly use thees:
Weapon: Forest Crossbow (plat store availability 5 plats)
Armor: Sandy Armor
Helmet: Avian helm (prefered da dark tan juans. they make look better.)
This maek u has good reptation and ya
Step Fore: REUN'S BES JOAKZ
1. Eminem is a wrapper and M and M's have wrappers!!!!!!!!! AHAhahhAAHAHAHAHHHhahhaHAHAHAHAHahahpoopHAhhhahhaH AHAHHAHHAHAHA ( get it? )
2. I do tha laundree!!!!!!!! AHahahaHHAHAAHAHHAAAHHHADUADUAHDUHDUHAAUHAHAHHAUDH OILUGIOAYGAOHAHHAHAHAHAHAULUIGISUXXORSHAHA ( get it? I don't do laundree becase I'm lazy LMAO)
3. This isn't original someone has made a merchant guide!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHA HAHHCRYINGOUTLAUGHINGBCUZREUNSOFUNNY (get it? bcuz this is original and no one has made one LAWLZIEEEEEEZ)
On a serious note: I made this thread to get some of the bad stuff out of my mind that happened IRL. I still have to think happy, lol.
Originally Posted by Notyocookiez
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