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Really Bad Jokes.
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Last edited by Drain; 10-30-2017 at 04:17 PM.
What did the dog say to the cat? Woof.
Not a joke, meh. I'll try n think of more.
Sent using scattered leaves on a windy day.
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flue you heed tweetment. If u have swine flu u need liniment.
Treatment and ointment, I think. Lmao.
Sent using scattered leaves on a windy day.
Really Bad Jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
Bahahahahajahahajajajajahahahahahahaha!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
What do you call a seagull that flies over a bay?
A bagel
What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?
Barackoli
Yw
Nuuuuuuuuuu!Originally Posted by Mysticaldream
If practice makes perfect and perfection is impossible, why practice?
Oh, wait... No need to practice. iHax.
What do you call a Mexican with a fake toe.....
Roberto
Rubber toe get it.
Really Bad Jokes.
I r so sad now
Wut you do call Promagin
A nub
I wen wut is my preyes
Q: How do you kill a circus clown?
A: Go for the juggler!
Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Q: What would happen if you cut off your left side?
A: You would be all right.
Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
A: Their last big hit was "The Wall"
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how do you cut the sea? with the seesaw
why did the chicken cross the road? cause the kfc guy was chasing him
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thank this post if you laughed :P (probably no one)
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? - Frostbite
Knock Knock... Who's there? ... Banana ... (repeat 4 times) Knock Knock... Who's there? ... Orange ... Orange who? ... Orange you glad i didn't say banana?!
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What is the Karate expert's favorite beverage?
Kara-Tea.
rot is nub
wurs joke eva
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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents!"
( too tense! )
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
"You're too young to smoke."
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes! -Billy Connolly
Once there was a man and a woman and they like were together for some reasonand then the man farted and laughed and woman didnt laugh because she thought it wasn't funny but man thought it was funny and they fought and stuff and farts are funny
I challenge you to a pun-off I'm pun-defeated.
What did the grasshopper say after it hit the windshield?
If I had the guts, I'd do it again.
Those who say it cannot be done should not stop those who are doing it.
Q: What did one plate say to the other?
A: Dinner's on me tonight *wink*
(Get it? Cuz uhm...it's a plate and umm...the dinner goes on the plate...yeah no. )
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