I'm sorry DOC, we've kept the secret for long enough, the truth must come out.
You all know of us, we the thanks fairies, but we are not alone.
We have reciently been besieged by our oldest enemies and indeed Alterras under attack.
Our ancient foes the underpants gnomes are back,
And you have discovered "step two" in their nefarious master plan,
Your only hope is to bathe in tomato juice and thank EVERYONE especially if they don't deserve it.
Failure will result in you being banished to FarmVille where you will stand next to telephone poles as you try desperately to "like" a post.
God save us
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