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    What if a zombie apocalypse happened. (I know this was probably on iFunny)
    But the object to your left or right is your weapon. What is it?

    Mine is a Nokia Phone
    I'll survive.
    Will you? O.o


    What would chuck norris do? Roundhouse kick zombie heads off?
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    I'd die...it's a hair brush...
     
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    A screwdriver.. I'd be ok for a little bit, but I'd lose it in a zombies eye or something

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    I wud use a banana? use it as boomerang

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    A bag of chips



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    Footlong buck knife just to my left. 3 feet from me it gets WAAAAAYYY worse to be a zombie.

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    Earphones.

    Choke them, or make them deaf with loud music?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suentous PO:1196678
    Footlong buck knife just to my left. 3 feet from me it gets WAAAAAYYY worse to be a zombie.
    You mind telling us why you own a giant knife?
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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    Laptop charger on right - bonk 'em on head with charger and then strangle with cord. Pillow on left - can u smother a zombie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruizhe View Post
    You mind telling us why you own a giant knife?
    Collected things during my camping days. Also, enjoyed target practice with bow and small arms, hence "3 feet away it gets worse" for zombies.

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    I'm stuffed! Pillow to left and Teddy bear to the right! Think I might be able to fend them off with cuteness? I thought not

    Probably be better off smothering myself with the pillow! Gf!

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    A big metal stick connected to my bed. Get some ropes and make into nun chucks
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    A box of guitar pics

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    Haha...I am waiting for that apocalypse. I will use helicopter to wipe them to death. ; )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Afterglow:1197059
    Haha...I am waiting for that apocalypse. I will use helicopter to wipe them to death. ; )
    How and where did you get a helicopter?
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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    Mike and Ikes...I hope zombies enjoy candy.

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    Words From Joel (The Last of Us - PS3): ''You Just Have To Keep Something To Fight For!''

    And I'd Carry An Assault Rifle With Me. I have one myself back in Pakistan .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruizhe View Post
    How and where did you get a helicopter?

    Since the Zombie apocalypse! my friends are gone and now we can predict that there can be zero survivors on the planet except me
    SoO I went to the nearest heliports and bought a helicopter for free. Ya know zombies are cool they are not so greedy for $ they just want some blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Afterglow View Post
    Since the Zombie apocalypse! my friends are gone and now we can predict that there can be zero survivors on the planet except me
    SoO I went to the nearest heliports and bought a helicopter for free. Ya know zombies are cool they are not so greedy for $ they just want some blood.
    Next thing you know you get jumped by a flesh eating zombie that bites your neck off and eats all the muscle in your arms and takes out your eyes and eats them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by saool View Post
    I'd die...it's a hair brush...
    Die in fashion you will

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