what if a zombie apocalypse happened

**MfKaz** · 07-29-2013, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Randomguy

Die in fashion you will

Maybe a pedicure to the Zombies would keep em busy

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**Kixxler** · 07-29-2013, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by Ruizhe

Mine is a Nokia Phone

A Nokia phone is far too dangerous, if you dropped it the entire human race would cease to exist

**Randomguy** · 07-29-2013, 04:18 PM

I have some spare brains I guess.

**Swords** · 07-29-2013, 04:27 PM

My sour candy spray o_o... At least i get to spray it in my mouth every second i run

**Schnitzel** · 07-29-2013, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Kixxler:1198881

A Nokia phone is far too dangerous, if you dropped it the entire human race would cease to exist

Too late *accidently drops nokia phone*

**iui** · 07-29-2013, 06:53 PM

I'd use a mountain bike to stay away from them and go to the nearest island.

**IronMonkey** · 07-29-2013, 10:30 PM

I have a paper and a pen on both sides, I can teach them how to draw, that'll keep them busy.

**joshtheboss** · 07-29-2013, 10:40 PM

Pfft. A boss like me wouldn't need a weapon to survive, I do feel pain for what would happen to all the other mere mortals though.

**Redtank** · 07-29-2013, 11:17 PM

An xbox controller....i could teach them how to play halo like a bawws

**abihakim** · 07-29-2013, 11:38 PM

Keyboard.

well i can type to kill them

like typing of the dead gamr

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**Promagin** · 07-31-2013, 03:59 PM

Well.. I got a tennis ball or a speaker

**KingFu** · 07-31-2013, 04:18 PM

I'll fight them off with my mighty search bar! Finding pre-existing threads to keep the zombies off new topics.

**DivineMoustache** · 08-01-2013, 01:13 PM

I have a wooden board and a bookshelf, can I use the bookends in the bookshelf as mini blunt weapons?

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