KING of tha HILL

[Arterra]

every so often I will make a new hill...



the hill by page 10


and page...15... the most epic page so far...


Lol only noticed this hill august 2011... Thx Phar, we miss you... Pg18


a LONG time later in page 28 a whole new kind of hill is born! Welcome, Mr Hill!


Here seems to be the possible current hill...


and most recently, a hill is being born. and it is up to YOU to find one for me! Head over to page 44 for the details. while fighting for the hill, suggest images of ones for the troll to reside in next!
click HERE for a link, if lazy lol

I once made a VERY succesful game thread of these, and think that the time has come to make another.

The game is actually now TROLL OF THE HILL lolz...

I am on my hill, I place my flag on te hill. I challenge you to take it from me.


(almost anything goes, being creative wins every time)
Rule1: you can't just say "Opps Yu mi$$ed lul" or "no it didn't!". Assume everything is valid. EVERYTHING.
Rule2: you are going to be dethroned the next post, and it is your job to do the same back.
Rule3: you may not just keep giving the same reasons, and try not repeating or using obvious ones. longer posts with detail advance the game much MUCH more than "lolz, nuk3, mine"
Rule4: you may not team up. Teams are for losers... Unless it's part of your strategy to take the hill (in the same post. think of it as a double-crossing)
Rule5: you may spectate as long as it is made up of funny comments, puns and side wars...


NOTICES::: STAY CLEAR OF pg15 if you have bad connection, and pg17 due to small flame war. thank you!

[Arterra]

In case i ever need more room for stuff, idk

[MoarPewPew]

I purchased the hill, get out or your trespassing

[Arterra]

i forge a property record and burn yours. then I kick you out of my house. (yep i got a nice house on my troll-hill...)

[Tavore]

I nuke the hill and it is no more.

[MoarPewPew]

I build an ark putting my family in it, cause the icebergs to melt with global warming, sinking your hill and house underwater, claim a mountain witch is submerged mostly in water, claiming it a hill. I am king! Lulz


(also the troll drowns)

[Arterra]

I nuke the hill and it is no more.

and suddenly, like in all good cheesy cartoons, the hill drops down from where it had been blasted up. black and smoking, but otherwise somehow still there lol.

I build an ark putting my family in it, cause the icebergs to melt with global warming, sinking your hill and house underwater, claim a mountain witch is submerged mostly in water, claiming it a hill. I am king! Lulz

i wait out 40 days in my bubble and then just walk back in. your hill is a fake, original ftw!

edit: i also declare war on your fake. missiles, FIRE!

[MoarPewPew]

I deport the Troll back to space time studios were they delete it's data and all evidence that it even existed. I then pop your bubble and you drown because the water level is still over the hill.

Then Poseidon gives me his powers and I can visit the hill and live there without harm.

[Arterra]

I SUMMON LAQUINT!!! the troll is back lol...

I just free the titans (notable Oceanus) and have them reclaim my island and restore the water levels.
I get Uranus to go and beat you up too.

[Wbto-Angeluscustos]

then we end the fairy tale and im king of the hill

[Arterra]

then we end the fairy tale and im king of the hill

silly goose, the rabbit hole goes much deeper... now you are tied in, you are PART of the faerie tale... PLAY YOUR PART and take the hill for real!
ps still mine

[MoarPewPew]

Laquint gets Perma banned... And admit I loose this round but you did to...

"I Lost The Game!"

(I hope you got the reference)

[Arterra]

silly mongoose, there are no winners in troll-of-the-hill
also, you Laquint survives tha ban as you do not have a picture to support your statement (internet rule)

[MoarPewPew]

silly mongoose, there are no winners in troll-of-the-hill
also, you Laquint survives tha ban as you do not have a picture to support your statement (internet rule)

[Vyvin]

I build an IMMORTAL army that CAN'T die or CAN'T be distracted. My self commanding yes I to am Immortal...

Only one who can take me out is Royce who is currently chained to the hill dungeon that I seakely constructed
Using energy generated by the hill my army creates a electrical force field the has voltage of 999999.99999b and can incinerate on contact.. And yes it's a sphere.

Inside it if anyone manages to get through my army awaits....
Good F+++++g Fight!
/Vyvin

[MoarPewPew]

First I separate the army making them mortal again. (since you said the army is immortal not the indviduals) and then I pull the plug on you electric sphere. I also put you in a cage where it is impossible for you to escape or leave.

[Tavore]

I build an IMMORTAL army that CAN'T die or CAN'T be distracted. My self commanding yes I to am Immortal...

Only one who can take me out is Royce who is currently chained to the hill dungeon that I seakely constructed
Using energy generated by the hill my army creates a electrical force field the has voltage of 999999.99999b and can incinerate on contact.. And yes it's a sphere.

Inside it if anyone manages to get through my army awaits....
Good F+++++g Fight!
/Vyvin

Then I cause I power outage 5 miles large! Then send super saiyans with the power lvl of over 9000!!!!!! And break Royce free. Royce destroys you and I nuke the hill and have my saiyans spirit bomb it one trillion times. So much that the universe is now gone and I drink tea in a white never-ending box forever and play some Pl.

[MoarPewPew]

Pocket legends server crashes and you spill your tea on your " white never ending box" causing you to Nerd Rage and delete your account. Lol

[Tavore]

Pocket legends server crashes and you spill your tea on your " white never ending box" causing you to Nerd Rage and delete your account. Lol

Then the Devs restore my account and all is fine. While i refill my tea.

[Arterra]

silly wallaby, i sparta-kick the tea onto your face and simply send a polite letter to Chuck Norris saying that all of you have said his name in vain. I take the hill while you run in vain...