25 k for best joke.

[utkarshrocks]

1.Post ur joke ..that can be text or pics..


2.After 24 hours of this post ,ill announce winner,and pm the winner for prize.

And sry for my mistakes,m new here.







awww Its hard to decide best from them .. :|

So here is a tie .. between Ebezaanec and Linkincena ..
the prize will be deliverd soon when i found u ol.


Next time there will be atleast three winners.
Thanks for posting these jokes that made me lol.
-Utkarsh

[Ebezaanec]

[Linkincena]

[KingFu]

The post above mine is hilarious.

That's my joke.

[keikali]

So...A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"



I died a little on Link's workstation joke. And the trollface sealed it, ahhahahahha

[Beelzzebob]

translation:
viyeh: where had you been?

answer: look up

[Soundlesskill]

My humour is corny

[DocDoBig]

This is an old one but It always cracks me up.


God walked over Water,

Chuck Norris swims through land

[Alrisaia]

I know a really funny joke about procrastination... I'll post it later.


and... @Doc:

This is an old one but It always cracks me up.
God walked over Water,
Chuck Norris swims through land

When Chuck Norris Tells time: It listens.

[IronMonkey]

Here's what comes into my mind:

A teacher once asked her student, John:

Teacher: John, where does God live?
John: In the bathroom.
Teacher: (confused) Why in the bathroom?
John: Well, whenever my sister is inside the bathroom, Dad who's about to use it, would always ask "God, are you still there?"

[Anizeoat]

1.- My daughter asked me if she was planned.

I said between dinner reservations, wine and hotel room there was definitely planning involved.

2.- The difference between men and women is that men assume their woman love them and woman assume their man doesn't.

3.- Facebook tries to find friends for me more than my own mother.

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

Enjoy. C:

[Anizeoat]

1.post ur joke ..that can be text or pics..


2.after 24 hours of this post ,ill announce winner,and pm the winner for prize.

And sry for my mistakes,m new here.

Btw



Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

[Primeblades]

I have a question how do ya upload pics? Btw im on an ipad thanks in advance!

[Justg]

Keep it clean folks.

[Linkincena]

Keep it clean folks.

JustG wins ^^

[inkredible]

this will never get old.


throwback

[Conquered]

When its your first time hearing Skrillex:

[Conquered]

Im going to eat you!:

[Soundlesskill]

this will never get old.


throwback

1st pic. Love it! Someone reeoll Noisykillar it's of arcane rarity :P

[jabu69]

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