just a random contest small one :)

**Giftoflifee** · 09-22-2013, 04:43 PM

5-10k to who ever has the funniest joke

Contest is over

oh we'll I'll private message the winner

**MrKrone** · 09-22-2013, 04:47 PM

Everytime i tell my dad that I'm cold...
"Hey Krone, go stand in the corner?"
"Uh, why dad?"
"Its 90 degrees!"

**DoctorWabbit** · 09-22-2013, 05:10 PM

First day in school,the teacher asked the children to name different things that have feet...one child says “the dog sir“.Teacher replys well done!Another child said “the lion sir“!Excellent replys the teacher!Then the teacher said “Only these things have feet children“?Then a child says “The heart sir has feet too!The teacher replys thats ridiculous!Heart cant have feet!Then the child says “Then why everytime i walk outside of my parents bedroom i hear my dad saying ,Open your legs my heart? “ ....

**MrKrone** · 09-22-2013, 07:20 PM

^yeah... Maybe you should post a family friendly joke? :P

**Archermaster** · 09-22-2013, 08:28 PM

CAKE!!!!

**SkullCrusher** · 09-22-2013, 08:44 PM

What does one plate say to another?

Dinner is on me tonight ;D

**Giftoflifee** · 09-22-2013, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by DoctorWabbit

First day in school,the teacher asked the children to name different things that have feet...one child says “the dog sir“.Teacher replys well done!Another child said “the lion sir“!Excellent replys the teacher!Then the teacher said “Only these things have feet children“?Then a child says “The heart sir has feet too!The teacher replys thats ridiculous!Heart cant have feet!Then the child says “Then why everytime i walk outside of my parents bedroom i hear my dad saying ,Open your legs my heart? “ ....

Haha XD

**wenjia_niu** · 09-28-2013, 07:01 PM

F and k went to hiking
F went back home and k got lost
When f went back home , mother asked f , uc k?

**End** · 09-29-2013, 06:43 AM

Q) Why did jonny fall off his bike.

A) Because i threw a fridge at him

**<Guyous>** · 09-29-2013, 08:10 AM

Why did Simrim fall off the swing?
Becasue she had no arms.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Simrim!

**Reunegade** · 09-29-2013, 08:50 AM

Hump dayy!

**XaKillerPepsi** · 09-29-2013, 06:38 PM

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"