Guide: How To Puke Your Heart Out

**Hook** · 11-14-2013, 09:11 PM

**WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES**

For this experiment you will need:

1. Eat a bunch of scrap food that will make your stomach turn upside down. One Egg+ Watermelon Slices+ Milk + SoySauce in a blender works best.

2. A Vixen Fox Or Rhino Paladin.

3. Ample Space. If you are in an enclosed area, not only will you puke your heart out, but your brain plasma will ooze out of your cerebellum.

4. An audience. (Optional). If you want to have a Puke Fest, than having many people watching you, will greatly encourage so.

Directions:

1. Make your character face left or right. You will be using the "Puke" Emote. Click it.

2. Then....Here is where the magic happens. You must practice timing your puke. One second too early or too late will just result in the old single puddle of puke. The trick is to use your Vixen Kick (Fox) or Charge (Rhino) as the Puke is making its way down. Having said that, also make sure its before the puke hits the ground. As the picture shows, you want to click the skill as soon as it looks like that.

3. Watch how you puke multiple puddles and splats and amaze those who appreciate a good puking. As the picture shows, I puked like 6 puddles in ONE click!

Enjoy!

**Oldcoot** · 11-14-2013, 09:22 PM

Ohh, sticky plz

**Extreme** · 11-14-2013, 10:48 PM

Sticky pweez.

**Trenton** · 11-14-2013, 11:55 PM

Is this like the new thing? If so, I love it! xP

**Worship** · 11-15-2013, 12:13 AM

Woah woah woah!

You call 'one egg, watermelon slices, milk, and soy sauce' last night's chip dip?!

**Everyone'sFavMage** · 11-15-2013, 12:29 AM

Really informative. Please sticky.

**Hook** · 11-15-2013, 12:52 AM

Originally Posted by Trenton:1337945

Is this like the new thing? If so, I love it! xP

idk, I read Dudetus' post & figured i'd share the one I learned

**Hook** · 11-15-2013, 12:56 AM

Originally Posted by Worship:1337955

Woah woah woah!

You call 'one egg, watermelon slices, milk, and soy sauce' last night's chip dip?!

Lol
No, But if you mix those in a blender and drink the result, Im sure your stomach will be ready to rumble

Maybe adding some tuna and aged cheese will add flavor O.o

My chip dip was Beans and a Sour Cream Garlic Onion Sauce.

With Tostitos of course.

**Reunegade** · 11-15-2013, 07:30 PM

Hey gois, a new method was found for putting things in a blender. it was broadcasted nationally in my house yesterday. So this is how it goes:

1. put a buffalo's tongue covered in newspaper scraps and a butt of brussel napkins. (6.99 per butt: for all of u knobs who dont know how to convert into pounds: we Housebuttlandindianarianagmail.comlandians use this and 1 butt = 6 pounds depending on how big it is)

2. put a clock and a teaspoon of chandeliers topped with a little pinch of toilet aroma. (preferably while someone is number 2ing- politely ask them to get up)

3. and to top it off, a cherry on top

except put a rescue cat and a basketball jersey and a picture frame with a pair of green whales.

4. Do not proceed to eat it! dip it in trash can sauce: really makes it a number 3.

5. Puke! Except this time what will come out is: mashed buffalo, scraps of newspapers and napkins, glass, crushed lightbulbs, perfume, smoothie, kitty guts, fabric, wood, and whale meat.