What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhoea!! xD
IGN: Creatorofqwerty
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhoea!! xD
IGN: Creatorofqwerty
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This still goin on or Wat?
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"
All for One, and One for All!
The Brightest of Flames..cast the Darkest of Shadows..
One who knows nothing cannot understand anything..
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I Bes Behr : The Guide
PL-Demon, Warrior, Behr, Light, Rot, Eat, Bank, Bracelet, Icasthard, Forerun, Embarrass
AL-Rot, Compose
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend isn't breathing! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
IGN - Giantnoter
Efm.I guess you gotta put copyright
@Imhawk O hai der
Look at this guy, lol !
It was mine I posted it first.
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
Back for moar! This is a blonde joke. Don't take it too seriously.
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rFjIGhyEl64
EFM: Are you afk?
Me: yes
EFM was bragging to other forum members one day, "you know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I guarantee I know them."
Tired of his boasting, Apollo calls his bluff, "okay EFM, how about Arnold Schwarzenegger"?
"Sure, why not, Arnold and I are old friends. I can prove it"
So, EFM and Apollo flew to Hollywood and knocked on Arnold Schwarzenegger's door. Sure enough, Arnold Schwarzenegger opens the door and shouts "EFM! Great to see you again! You and your friend, come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Apollo was still skeptical.
After they left Schwarzenegger's house, he tells EFM that he thinks EFM's knowing Schwarzenegger was just pure luck. "Well, name anyone alse", EFM responds. "President Obama", Apollo retorts quickly. "Yes", EFM says, "Let's fly to Washington DC to meet him". And off they go. At the White house, President Obama spots EFM on tour and motions him and Apollo over saying "EFM! What a surprise! I was just on my way to very important meeting, but you and your friend come on and we'll have a cup of coffee and catch up".
Apollo is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they left the White house, he expresses his doubts to EFM, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope", Apollo replies. "Sure!", says EFM, "I've known Pope for a long time".
So off they fly to Rome. EFM and Apollo are assembled in the masses in the Vatican Square when EFM says, "this will never work, I can't find Pope among all these tourists. I know the guards, so let me go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope" and disappears in the crowd.
Half hour later, EFM emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time EFM returns, he finds out Apollo has had an heart attack and is surrounded with paramedics. Working his way to Apollo's side, EFM asks him, "What happened?" Apollo looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony. And then the man next to me said, "Who the **** is that man on the balcony with EFM?".
Last edited by Gragorak; 12-23-2013 at 06:50 AM.
<Enigmatic>Ludens necesse est, vivere non est necesse.
LOL how can I tag Apollo to see this.
When I was seventeen, I walked into the jungle. And by twenty-one, I walked out. And by God, I was rich!
Once i was in the library and i really needed to fart, so i tried to make it as silent as possible but when i farted it was super loud
One night a family went out to eat, the daughter who was 16 stayed home with her dog. After the family left to eat she turned on the alarms and went to her room. She jumped on the bed and started using her phone. One of her hands were hanging of the bed and then she felt something lick her hand she assumed it was the dog. Later, she heard dripping noises. She went to check the bathroom but the sink wasn't on. She thought it would eventually go away, She then went back to her room and jumped on the bed and used her phone again. She heard the noise again, this time from the closet. She got up opened the closet .... There.. the dog hanging from its neck dripping blood and on the dog there a note that read : Humans can lick too.
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One "Sunday" a family were doing their normal things. The dad was watching TV, the mom was cooking, the daughters were playing in their room, the son went to the "mail", and the grandma was knitting. They eventually find the grandma dead... Who was it...?
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Final one > What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
IGN: Darkerlegends
Ign storms underwear. Jk towels,
I think i just peed myself.
Q: Why did the clown go to the hospital?
A: Cause he was feelin' kinda funny!
Q: Hey bill, did you hear about the fire at the circus?
A: YA! IT WAS IN TENTS
Lamest jokes evar, but i can't stop laughing.
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