" Copy everything the begger says. Providing emphasis on the pronouns. "Can YOU give ME gold?". This will disrupt the mechanical processes that are being made in his/her intelligence unit (cuz we all know beggers are actually robots from the planet Nooberia)."
This had me ROFL!!! I am definitely gonna do this next time I encounter a beggar! That and load them up with all my useless white armor!
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