I have a pickup line.. if you were a tree I'd climb you.
I have a pickup line.. if you were a tree I'd climb you.
Throw some glitter make it rain.We are the elite, and we will conquer the world one n00b at a time.
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you"
Only if you will eat me afterwardsOriginally Posted by Mysticaldream
Sigh, young love...
And why does this sound wrong to me...
Love you
Everything sounds wrong to you, everything is wrong with you. YOU DONT LIKE TATER TOTS!
Who doesn't like tater tots..
Throw some glitter make it rain.We are the elite, and we will conquer the world one n00b at a time.
One of my favorites is "Dang---> (Replace word with word of your choice here) girl, You know your hot when you just got a bunch of tech nerds like us to stop obsessing with our phones for a second.
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Pickup line- your ankles are having a party and your pants are invited on down
I am Militaryman. No "if"s, "and"s, or "butt"s.
I just found a thousand dollar bill in the back of my wallet, want to help me spend it?
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Sure fluff.
Throw some glitter make it rain.We are the elite, and we will conquer the world one n00b at a time.
I wasn't actually trying to pick you up, but since you are game, how bout 5 dollars?
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Sounds good.
Throw some glitter make it rain.We are the elite, and we will conquer the world one n00b at a time.
Great, now if you can just wait till the first of the month.
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Best pick up line: how was your day?
Seriously.
I may or may not be in a guild called The Rusher, where I may or may not enjoy myself.
Nah best is "if your uncle jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"
I am Militaryman. No "if"s, "and"s, or "butt"s.
Fluff, you so know me....... ; )
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