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    Your best.... Pick up lines! This is a crowd favorite! Post em and comment on which one is good and which one stinks worse then when a skunk releases it's funk in a enclosed box and the box doesn't open for a good two years. ENJOY!
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    Did it hurt when u fell from heaven. ^.-
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    Hi, I'm Erik. Go out with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Junside View Post
    Hi, I'm Erik. Go out with me.
    BEAST! I'm so using that one . Works a lot though lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Junside View Post
    Hi, I'm Erik. Go out with me.
    Don't use my name ;O

    -hot girl comes in- is it hot in here or is it just me?!
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    To quote Katy Perry, "I kissed a girl and I... F***ING HATED IT!!!!!!!!!!!" she was pinching my elbow reaaaaaaly frigging hard
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    That's how I do it!!!!! Indians and Armenians ftw!!!!!! Everybody asks me how I solve math problems so fast lmao.

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    Do you believe in love at first sight? ....or should I walk by again?
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    Your as beautiful as a worm on dry land.
    Throw some glitter make it rain.
    We are the elite, and we will conquer the world one n00b at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erik_is_funny_lol View Post
    Don't use my name ;O

    -hot girl comes in- is it hot in here or is it just me?!
    It's my name too. :O

    I'm just using lines I've used in real life to make a girl open up lol

    "Hi, I'm Erik. I like pickle juice.

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    (in my best Borat impression) Hi five! !"

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    What i said to my gf and she laughed at me:

    Are you shy?
    "Why?"
    Because I've been seated across the room the whole time and you never said hi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Junside View Post
    It's my name too. :O

    I'm just using lines I've used in real life to make a girl open up lol

    "Hi, I'm Erik. I like pickle juice.

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    (in my best Borat impression) Hi five! !"
    Lol, cool
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    To quote Katy Perry, "I kissed a girl and I... F***ING HATED IT!!!!!!!!!!!" she was pinching my elbow reaaaaaaly frigging hard
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    That's how I do it!!!!! Indians and Armenians ftw!!!!!! Everybody asks me how I solve math problems so fast lmao.

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    Ur face is as smooth as my butt cheek after ive slatherd magrine all over it lets buzayyyy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banned View Post
    I'm Latino, but the lower half of my body is Negro.
    Bah hahahahah! Banned you are just a flirtation machine aren't you?

    Edit: btw I just realized pick up lines could lead to something dirty.... so try and keep it clean please, don't want to get banned or anything
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banned View Post
    I'm Latino, but the lower half of my body is Negro.
    I could go so many places with this, but like all the woman who have heard it, I am going to just walk slowly ...

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    Lol I dated this one guy and the first time we went out (to the movies) he pulled this move: "Once I caught a fish and it was this big -gestures with hands-. Then I caught one this big -gestures with hands a bit larger-. And then I caught one this big -puts his arm around me-." It was sooooo cheesy, but it was cute

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladylove View Post
    Lol I dated this one guy and the first time we went out (to the movies) he pulled this move: "Once I caught a fish and it was this big -gestures with hands-. Then I caught one this big -gestures with hands a bit larger-. And then I caught one this big -puts his arm around me-." It was sooooo cheesy, but it was cute
    Note to self, best way to pick up Ladylove is to call her a fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffNStuff View Post
    Note to self, best way to pick up Ladylove is to call her a fish.
    Bahahahahah, There are many different types of fish though. Ex: Trout, Salmon, Carp, etc... Which one to call her?
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    Your ankles are having a party and your pants are invited on down

    I also found singing Bruno Mars works too

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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffNStuff View Post
    Note to self, best way to pick up Ladylove is to call her a fish.
    Lol he didn't call me a fish. He was comparing me to the size of the fish he metaphorically caught

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    It's like counting shoulders when your next to a girl.

    Lets count how many shoulders here, one, two, three ( the girls ) and four (put your arm around girl).

    I want to try that fish thing!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banned View Post
    Same goes for stabbing them in the shins.
    No srsly it works I got at least 3 like that

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