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    Default Like a good neighbor, state farm is there!

    Person #1: let's drive backwards on the highway!

    Person #2: YEEEEEAAHHHHH!!!

    -suddenly has their engine stop, and a huge truck is heading towards them-

    both: LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATEFARM IS-

    -they both randomly start to choke on their own saliva, but then clears up-

    Both: LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATEFARM IS-

    -CRUSH-

    Epic failzzz.
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    And can I get a hot tub???
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    Like a good neighbor, state farm is there
    THAT DOESNT WORK WE HAVE ALLSTATE

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    Person #1: let's drive backwards on the highway!

    Person #2: YEEEEEAAHHHHH!!!
    both: LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATEFARM IS there ...
    They back over the statefarm agent ...

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    I love this commercial
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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffNStuff View Post
    Person #1: let's drive backwards on the highway!

    Person #2: YEEEEEAAHHHHH!!!
    both: LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATEFARM IS there ...
    They back over the statefarm agent ...
    Lmao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noobmigo View Post
    Like a good neighbor, state farm is there
    THAT DOESNT WORK WE HAVE ALLSTATE
    You may not have a good neighbor but at least "you're in good hands!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kallima View Post
    You may not have a good neighbor but at least "you're in good hands!"
    haha, nice one :P
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    No no no... You guys are all wrong... We are farmers! Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum!

    I am Militaryman. No "if"s, "and"s, or "butt"s.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Militaryman View Post
    No no no... You guys are all wrong... We are farmers! Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum!
    Lol. I wish I could sig this. I so dearly wish I could sig this xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by LIGHTNINGLORD67 View Post
    Lol. I wish I could sig this. I so dearly wish I could sig this xD
    Then you would have either 2 quotes by me or switching of one of my quotes for another 0_o

    That means I'm part of the pros now!

    I am Militaryman. No "if"s, "and"s, or "butt"s.
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