Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away...
Anna and Elsa were making ice and stuff, casually chatting about Elsa's major crush on Olaf. Elsa just loved the way he wore those buttons of his! She wanted him to sweep her off the ground with his wonderful stick-arms and tickle her with his sparse but luscious hair...
Suddenly, they heard a crash in the forest. They looked at each other, then got up and ran to investigate. When they got to the place where they heard the noise, however, they couldn't see anything out of the ordinary. That's weird, thought Elsa. I could have sworn I heard something. They were standing there dumbfounded when it hit them. Literally. A bear wearing an ironforged cloak and santa hat charged out of a bush and crashed straight into the girls, his friends close behind. The party consisted of five bears, two birds, and a weird looking elf thing. That one's probably magic; nobody could look that weird and not be magic.
It came to Anna and Elsa's attention that they were trapped. Looking around, they saw nothing that could help them escape. The animals and elf thing were all spamming their "LOL" emotes and closing in. The elf thing suddenly spoke.
"Yo wassup bro we need dat ice yo, mah boi here has a nasty bump on his head you hear?" (S)he? inquired.
"Oh, sure, here you go," said Elsa, relieved, making a cube of ice in her hand and pressing it against the first bear's head. "How did this happen?"
"I wurr lookin for burries 'nd I fell intuh a hole!" The bear pouted. The girls realized he was a newborn, only level 3 or so.
"Oh, that's too bad, we have lots of berries back at our place though," Anna comforted him.
So the girls took the troop of animals back to their cottage and they all ate berries and everyone was happy the end.
Ign: gattwink (no hate pls)
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