Beware: Nekkid Psycho Lunatic on the Loose

[Arachnophobik]

My dear fellow Arlorians, I am here to bring you the news that a psychotic madman wearing a banana hammock is on the loose, and most of all, hes fat and ugly! We have not identified who or what his intentions are, its not like we could see his name on top of his head, get real people! Beware of this madman and his antics, a couple of crimes committed are he following:

Taking female hostages:


Covering up your ugly god forsaken faces/strangling:


Lifting shuyalites by their heads/hairline:


Forcing people to smell his armpit:


And most of all, force farting on people's faces:


The lunatic has also been seen strangling death itself and leaving his victims petrified:


Petrified stranger:





If you ever see him, please keep caution and stay away for you and your family's own safety. Once spotted, give us a call at 6317-U-MADBRO and look for sir Dragoonclaws or Froxanthar. Stay safe everyone, may luck be with thou.