What you know about #onlyinAL?
"Mailbox talks #onlyinAL"
-Plaviskz
"Mages stand with 2 toothpicks #onlyinAL"
-Jjncz
#onlyinAL <Acceptance>
What you know about #onlyinAL?
"Mailbox talks #onlyinAL"
-Plaviskz
"Mages stand with 2 toothpicks #onlyinAL"
-Jjncz
Lmaoo yea me,jj and nauch made these jokes this afternoon, i still remember some:
Barrels bleed
Twig bow is a killer weapon
Pets eat, heroes dont
Adventurer alexa, never moves, uses season 1 gears
People carry stable everywhere
Floor can be stunned
Wearing ring makes ground glow
A genie in a lamp is from an egg
Grim reaper eats
Bear hatches from an egg
Spiders can twerk
Crack open an egg instead of waiting for it to hatch
Standing on ice will freeze u
Clocks can kill
Arrows and string isnt needed, just a bow.
Arrows hit harder than lightning
Ahh i forgot the rest lol btw it all ends with #onlyinAL
IGN: Vrao/Bjzg
Lolllll I was just going to make this thread wahhoo!! Thanks !
More gold comes from planer tombs then in a gold mine #only in AL -Nauchdor aka dedo
Touching world map teleports you #only in AL -Plaviskz
Pigs are blind and can see everything #only in AL-jjncz
A dragon has OCD #only in AL - jjncz
People fight for an egg #only in AL -jjncz
Fireworks shoot when a egg drops #only in AL-plaviskz
Crack open a egg instead of waiting for it to hatch #onlyinAl - plav
"wandering " ministrel doesnt move #only in al -dedo
People come to the bar to hear stories not to drink #only in Al -plav
Olde yodeler orders mass murder of wolves , pays 1k #only in AL -dedo
A pet with no mouth feeds every 15 mins #only in Al - jjncz
Cannons fire gold #only in al - dedo
A stable containing 107 creatures is suprisingly weightless #only in al -jjncz
Adventurer alexa never goes anywhere #only in al -plav
Small bats can hit 4 ppl #only in al -jjncz
Sharks have claws# only in al - plav
Spiders have scales #only in al - jjncz
We are arcane legands *wears legendary* #only in al -dedo
The game doesnt specify what food our pets eat #only in al-jjncz
Royal gaurd .. Stays in safe towns #only in al -plav
Squids use riffles # only in al - jjncz
Jelly fish have a full body #only in al -plav
Karen tells us to meet her at the end of dead city maps and assumes we will survive #only in al -dedo
The man that died three years ago ... Still hasnt decomposed #only in al -jjncz
Chairs ... But cant sit down #only in al -mandyxox
People only have four emotions #only in al -jjncz
The ship in paradise pier hasnt fled in three years #only in al -jjncz
Dragons jewel never docks #only in al -plav
Sharks apparently become ghosts #only in al - jjncz
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Shazbot "keeper of arcane treasures " gives potions #only in al -dedo
Moss grows from sand only in al -jjncz
Mage can heal . Doesnt heal elderman gustav #only in al dedo
Blowing a horn can heal you #only in al - plav
An electically charged stick , doesnt shock the user . # only in al-jjncz
Many windows .. Cant see out any #only in al
A man survies three years after having a arrowstuck in his belly #only in al -plav
Lightning strikes withing a closed room #only in al -jjncz
Sharks need no water#only on al -plav
Sharks swim on solid brick #only in al-jj
Haircuts take only one second to finish #only in al-jj
Plastic surgery also in only one second #only in al -plav
A snowman sounds like a monkey#only in al -jj
Snowman doesnt melt on hot beach #only in al -plav
Player agrees to go through dead city, frozen lands , shayul portal *doesnt ask any questions* #only on al -dedo
Kraag has an army, doesnt help player#only in al-dedo
Clocks kill people #only in al -jj
Nordr .. Also has an army , doesnt help player-dedo
Bows shoot arrows without strings#only in al -jj
A bum pays us to listen to his songs#only in al -plav
Retired legend stands all day#only in al -plav
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People value dragon tooth more than their own teeth. #onlyinAL
Deer have fangs #only in al
People value their dragon teeth more then there own #only in al -arachnophobik
These ones i forgot who said : lol
A hat made out of flowers makes you stronger ... Only in al
Sharks can clap .. Only in al
Mages are int. yet run so dumb .. Only in al
Spiders drop gold .. Only in al
Spiders drop eggs that hatch as pigs .. Only in al
Wearing a pendent makes you lucky ... Only in al
Thin clothes cover huge armour and looks great .. Only in al
Knows eight skills .. Can only use four .. Only in al
Firballs dont really burn anything .. Only in al
A curse lasts only ten secs ...only in al
One can die many many many times ... Only in al
Placing a clock slows time .. Only in al
Mages have more int. then einstein .. Only in al
Int . Makes u hit harder ... Only in al
Screaming like a hulk makes your health better .. Only in al
Wear a fur coat or heavy armour in paraddise peir .. Only in al
Running around spinning knives makes you dodge better .. Only in al
Blinky has eyelids , doesnt blink .. Only in al
Auction house ... Isnt a house ... Only in al
Auction prices are set prices ...only in al
You get awarded for killing 10k ppl ... Only in al
Kraag has stairs leading off a cliff .. Only in al
Ice can form on dry soil ... Only in al
I get my excercise ... Only in al (lmao blue)
Lolll I cant remember all of them .. And I think we had too much fun with this lol , thank you all for the laughs <3
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Lollll I posted that one !Originally Posted by Arachnophobik
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Using Fire skill After Ice skill does not melt the ice #onlyinAL
Dragons visit in Xmas #onlyinAL
Last edited by Hoardseeker; 04-17-2015 at 08:58 AM.
You can hide your helmet - #onlyinAL
You can do anything, but not everything. ♥ -David Allen
"Naked in Nordr but never freezes #OnlyinAL" -Drag
"Grimm dies and respawns #OnlyinAL"
"You can survive a whole week without eating #OnlyinAL"
"Hugo is a boss... #OnlyinAL"
"Ghosts do exist... #OnlyinAL"
"YOLO is not a rule #inAL2"
"Invisible walls will block you from walking on normal land... #OnlyinAL"
"Smurfs are REAL species... #OnlyinAL"
"Magical pets only do physical damage #OnlyinAL"
"Jarl is bullied 100 000 times everyday, but still works for STS as a map boss #OnlyinAL"
"Fire Ball and Ice Bolt doesn't affect fire or ice creatures (Nordr/Tindirin) #OnlyinAL"
"People are not affraid of spiders #OnlyinAL"
"Girls (rogues) fart #OnlyinAL"
"NPC (Woodruff) legally contribute to animal's (pet) Blackmarket #OnlyinAL"
"Lucky pendants does give luck, it's not a myth #OnlyinAL" ......sarcasm xD
"You can survive a dragon's fire breathe without even a minor burn #OnlyinAL"
"Frogs can solo a whole goblin army... #OnlyinAL"
Last edited by Dragoonclaws; 04-17-2015 at 09:10 AM.
a Lemon And a Lime is a pet not fruits #onlyinAL
Don't forget to add salt
IGN(s): Aprove (Rogue - New) | Aproved (Sorcerer - Old)
A Dragon doing a brakedance #onlyinAL
-All I do is Think and Blink-
"Sorcerers only know one spell... #OnlyinAL"
"We beleive we can fly... #OnlyinAL"
"A huge city max population is ... 25.... #OnlyinAL"
"Steroids (elixir) are legal... #OnlyinAL"
"Sorcerers use guns... #OnlyinAL" (this one is the most badass one)
"Top25 serial killers.... are not wanted... #OnlyinAL"
"Tanks are not really tanks... #OnlyinAL"
"The only polite movements everybody knows... is bow and wave... #OnlyinAL"
"Boys use girls characters... #OnlyinAL"
"Night Assassins don't assassinate during night... #OnlyinAL"
"Egyptian Hieroglyphs can revive you and give you immortality... #OnlyinAL"
"A team of low level (15) players can complete the same map(WT4) faster then a high level (41 nabs) player team... #OnlyinAL"
"Doing Lemonade is canibalism... #OnlyinAL"
"Eggs are heavier then armors... #OnlyinAL"
Last edited by Dragoonclaws; 04-17-2015 at 09:41 AM.
Loool nice dragonbutt !! Your good at this !
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Mages don't revive #OnlyInAL
Pets don't die of starvation #OnlyInAL
Cannons shoot backwards #OnlyInAL
Blinky - The flying cyclops #OnlyInAL
There are no female warrior. #onlyinAL
"Updates... #OnlyinAL"
"You can't find pirate treasures when digging in a pirate island... #OnlyinAL"
"Being stunned means that you have a broken back... #OnlyinAL"
"Boss can flee a battle... #OnlyinAL"
"The king is a dude... #OnlyinAL"
"Whelps can't fly... #OnlyinAL"
"Fossils of a whelp... Dinosaurs never existed... #OnlyinAL"
"A bear can terrify a big boss dragon... #OnlyinAL"
"A miserable wolf can stun an enemy 50x bigger then him... #OnlyinAL"
No class balance #AlmostOnlyInAL
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