The most bestest giveaway/contest ever!!!!

[Henry Ford]

SO GUUUYS, I AM GONNA GIVEAWAY 5, YES YOU READ IT RIGHT 5 GOBLIN RELIC!!!! OMG I MUST BE CRAZY, RIGHT?

SO IN ORDER TO WIN YOU HAVE TO WRITE A JOKE BELOW. THE AUTHOR OF THE FUNNIEST JOKE WILL GET THE PRIZE!!

GOOD LUCK ALL, and let the sense of humor help you!

[Cohmedy]

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

ign: Cohmedy ��

[Anymove]

Two guys, walking to a bar.. but the third one was a duck.

[Farmingizhard]

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day...
Even the cake was in tiers.

IDN: Farmingizhard

[Farmingizhard]

We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea
...Runs in our jeans

[asuck35]

Istealyogirl
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get the utter side!
Gotttt itttttt cx

poop is life

[Rubana]

The title of this thread is a joke itself...
"The most bestest"
IGN mostbestestplayer

[Matheo Hkmat]

Kid: dad a girl send me heyyy and the smiling face
Dad: how many (y) ��
kid:three��
dad:she want u dead

Ign: ghostsmurf

[Aerodude]

Lemma try
Son:Hi dad!!
Dad:Hi son!! The president callled me yesterday and you know what he said?
Son:"Hello?"
Dad:No he said your coming today
Its not funny so sad ((

[Mkthekiller]

Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."

IGN:- Muxj

[Appeltjes]

Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."

IGN:- Muxj

You realise the thing hes giving away is useless now the event is over? Lol

[Mkthekiller]

You realise the thing hes giving away is useless now the event is over? Lol

So? If there is a contest still going on whose winner has not been announced, anyone can participate and so did I.

[Chambee]

Boss: WHY WOULD I HIRE YOU?
Applicant: Cause I have no job @.@ Duh

Ign: Utj

[seraneyla]

Only in math problem you can buy 50 watermelons and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you
Ign - seraneyla

[Zeus]

You win your own contest, the OP's post is the funniest joke in the entire thread.

[Iamsenpi]

Knock knock
Who's there
Butcher and Jimmie
Butcher and Jimmie who
You butcher open your INVO and Jimmie all your stuff^_^




I was gonna do why did SARA fall off the swing..because she had no arms or legs....knock knock ... Who's there .....not SARA

[Dimitrian]

A buddhist goes to a hod dog stand and says:
"Make me one with everything".

[Sariita]

I was gonna do why did SARA fall off the swing..because she had no arms or legs....knock knock ... Who's there .....not SARA

Which SARA? o.o

[Iamsenpi]

Which SARA? o.o

*gets chain saw ready* you

[Sariita]

*gets chain saw ready* you

*Runs away*