Don't even bother to post this guy is a youtuber who wants views for his videos, he gets by announcing he's doing a giveaway...seriously check his profile.
This type of guys should be banned
Don't even bother to post this guy is a youtuber who wants views for his videos, he gets by announcing he's doing a giveaway...seriously check his profile.
This type of guys should be banned
How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys?
With a crow bar!
there was a mexican an american and an asian on a plane... the plane was going down due to too much weight so all three of them decide to shed some weight by throwing something off the plane
The mexican throws off beans and says "we have a lot of these where we come from"
The asian throws off rice and says "we have a lot of these where we come from"
The American picks up the mexican and throws him out the plane and says "we have a lot of these where we come from"
Batman:where is the leprechaun amulet i lend you..i need it back..... ... .. rush!!!
Robin.about that...i liquidated it by accident....:")
Batman:U NOOOOOOBBBBB!!!!
yes!!! his guy is very cool! he do many giveaway! all sundays!!!
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
but this might seem a little too offensive so
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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Lol
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Q: Wanna hear a short joke and a long joke?
A: Okay?
Joke , Jooooooke
VIEWERS DISCRETION ADVISED /// DON'T READ WITHOUT PARENTS APPROVAL...
*Phone rings*
Boy: Wat up?
Girl: what are you doing tonight?
Boy: *faints in excitement* *Puts phone in mute and yells FINALLY!!!* *Unmutes phone and says I'll be their and hangs up!*
Boy: *After hanging up* Says: I knew she wanted me all this time!
Girl: Ok? Just wanted to let you know your parents are here. Hello? *Hangs up and waits for his arrival*
To be continued...
Last edited by SkyWow; 07-15-2015 at 12:03 AM.
Two blondes in a car at a traffic light:
-Look,this red looks soo cool!
-Yeah,it's awesome!
-This yellow looks like the sun!
-It's so bright!
-This green is so cool!
-Yeah!
-Nah,we've seen this red before,let's go...
One more:
Funny statistic about WW2:
1 in 3 german soldiers had The Iron Cross
1 in 5 american soldiers had The Medal of Honor
1 in 5 soviet soldiers had a heavy mortar...
Last edited by Dimitrian; 07-18-2015 at 04:51 PM.
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