The most bestest giveaway/contest ever!!!!

[xxjellybeanxx]

one day a cow and a goat are having conversation by the road side ,
goat : hey bro , i see u standing here by the road side the whole day . what are u doing ?
cow : i wanted to cross the road
goat : why not ? there are no cars
then , the goat crossed the road.
goat : quickkk!! come here ...
cow : I cant !!
goat :why ?
cow : cuz i'm a COWARD ...

[Dimitrian]

Here's another one:
In an evening,the rabbit stays by a tree,very,very bored.Then the bear comes in:
-Hey,rabbit,you wanna ride with me on my motorcycle?
-Yeah,let's go.
On the highway:
-Hey,rabbit,we are going with 120 km/h,are you afraid?
-No.
Later on:
-Hey,rabbit,we are going with 160 km/h,are you afraid?
-No.
A few minutes later,they go back home.The second night,the rabbit stays by the same tree,very,very bored.Then,the bear comes in:
-Hey,rabbit,you wanna ride with me on my motorcycle?
-Are you gonna let me drive this time?
-Yes.
-Okay,let's go.
On the highway:
-Hey,bear,we are going with 210 km/h,are you afraid?
-No.
-Well,you should be,i can't reach the brakes.

[Mrcatastrophe]

Hhahaha so good

[Hoardseeker]

Here's another one:
In an evening,the rabbit stays by a tree,very,very bored.Then the bear comes in:
-Hey,rabbit,you wanna ride with me on my motorcycle?
-Yeah,let's go.
On the highway:
-Hey,rabbit,we are going with 120 km/h,are you afraid?
-No.
Later on:
-Hey,rabbit,we are going with 160 km/h,are you afraid?
-No.
A few minutes later,they go back home.The second night,the rabbit stays by the same tree,very,very bored.Then,the bear comes in:
-Hey,rabbit,you wanna ride with me on my motorcycle?
-Are you gonna let me drive this time?
-Yes.
-Okay,let's go.
On the highway:
-Hey,bear,we are going with 210 km/h,are you afraid?
-No.
-Well,you should be,i can't reach the brakes.

lol nice one hahah


here is mine;

Husband(Calls up hotel management): Sir,I'm having an argument with my wife ,she says she will just from your hotel window
Manager:Sorry sir,but this is your personal issue
Husband: Are you idiot! The window is not opening,This is an maintainance issue!

[Hoardseeker]

You win your own contest, the OP's post is the funniest joke in the entire thread.

de bestest contest! 5GOBLIN RELICS !OMG OMG ! THOSE WORTH MILLIONS! IM RICH !!

@Everyone Don't make Jokes which is inappropriate to make others laugh,No one will laugh at your inapproprite Jokes/comedy and they will be reported Immediately !

[Arpluvial]

Hey guys,

We enjoy jokes as much as anyone else, but let's make sure we're keeping them appropriate.

[Hail]

Iamsenpi with the Sara joke xD Heard it a million times but it still gets me!

[buchikinini]

What did the ocean say to other ocean? -nothing they just waved
What did an eyebrow say to other eyebrow? -eyebrow(hi bro)
Yehey thanksforrelic

[Dimitrian]

What's red and destroys teeth?

A brick.

[Villafabian1]

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

ign: Purifysoul ��

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!

[Honza]

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"


Magicnnoob

[Villafabian1]

*Runs away*

john: dude I wasn't that drunk

Simon: are u sure

John: yes

Simon: you went up to a truck and said "I know our secret optimus prime.

[Villafabian1]

I was at a restraunt and suddenly needed to pass gass

But the music was loud so I just did it with the music on

When i was done people where starring at me and suddenly realized i was listening to music on my ipod

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[Squeezable]

It'd bad where right now, I have a head absolutely full of jokes I could spurt out.

Not a single one is appropriate

[Villafabian1]

SO GUUUYS, I AM GONNA GIVEAWAY 5, YES YOU READ IT RIGHT 5 GOBLIN RELIC!!!! OMG I MUST BE CRAZY, RIGHT?

SO IN ORDER TO WIN YOU HAVE TO WRITE A JOKE BELOW. THE AUTHOR OF THE FUNNIEST JOKE WILL GET THE PRIZE!!

GOOD LUCK ALL, and let the sense of humor help you!

When is this event done


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[Villafabian1]

Who won?

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[Zylx]

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!

http://www.globalaviator.co.za/Humou...tionhumour.htm

[Dex Scene]

Who won?

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The Op won it himself

[Maunyabastian]

http://www.globalaviator.co.za/Humou...tionhumour.htm

Not only him, many others have done the same. Copying jokes.
His typing style is different, not a very smart liar.

[arethrow]

A man walked into a bar... ouch


i wish you were my little toe, so i could bang you on every piece of furnature