PvP comedy

[UndeadJudge]

When you get 1 shot by a rogue and they call you "weak" then proceed to smash their face in 4v4

When rogues try to tank in clashes

But the best one is when you 1v4 behind Trulle and leave right afterwards.




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[vawaid]

I was using my lv 13-low budget-rogue, and I enter a room when a warrior attacks me. He cant kill me, I cant kill him. So he told me, " you are so boring".

and for a while I think, what's wrong with these people. If I die, they call me noob. If they cant kill me they say Im boring.

[fishthesage]

When my guildmates are afk in pvp i kill them take an ss and post on line ))))

[Alhuntrazeck]

I love it when people trash talk me with bad grammar. The Grammar Nazi in me corrects them. YOU try trash talking when someone's correcting your grammar. XD

Bad guy: Die foods
Me: food*
...
Bad guy: one hit wonder? Haha u one hit noob
me: I one hit noobs*, yeah.

Etc.

[Zylx]

I love it when people trash talk me with bad grammar. The Grammar Nazi in me corrects them. YOU try trash talking when someone's correcting your grammar. XD

Bad guy: Die foods
Me: food*
...
Bad guy: one hit wonder? Haha u one hit noob
me: I one hit noobs*, yeah.

Etc.

I do the same thing. I mean, if you're going to insult me, the least you could do is use proper english lol.

[CheifR]

When you win a vs 12-2 and get pmed with a lecture on how gear means everything

~Via lvl20 twink with nothing but normal gem gear

[Farminer's]

Joins tdm randomly with score 15-0 red-blue you join blue find out they dummy farming (dummy farmer) " please out kind sir" (kills dummy farmer) dummy farmer rages and yells etc... (And they out) lmao happens to me to much in twink bracket lvl 9...
Score ends 15-20 lel

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[Gaurav Arora]

We can be scary

On topic: I remember a rogue (Not saying names, but if you pvp'd at 37-40 you might know him) Called me food. Then I asked him for vs to see if I was food and he replied.
"I'm only eat yummy food. You no yummy sari" Then I switched and he left. GG

Did u do this conversation in private or open. Coz i think i was there when this convo happened. Im not sure it was u who the idiot was irritating.

[Sariita]

Did u do this conversation in private or open. Coz i think i was there when this convo happened. Im not sure it was u who the idiot was irritating.

It was in the open chat

[Gaurav Arora]

Hmm. I forgot the name though.

[Sariita]

Hmm. I forgot the name though.

I was on 40 rogue, Sariita. And it was another rogue that was telling me that.
And he did it in tdm & in Kelys Castle. Or maybe you just confused me with someone else

[Gaurav Arora]

Yeah u right i think. Coz i was in kelys when that happened. And by the way i was the one asking u if u were indian. Lol. I think u got offended that time. Sorry for that.

[Sariita]

Yeah u right i think. Coz i was in kelys when that happened. And by the way i was the one asking u if u were indian. Lol. I think u got offended that time. Sorry for that.

Oh don't worry, people ask me that daily for some reason.

[Gaurav Arora]

Sarita is a common indian name.

[Sariita]

Sarita is a common indian name.

Actually, it's also a common way of calling girls called Sarah or Sara in Hispanic countries. the suffix -ita means little or small for females, -ito would be for a male.

And back to the topic, A few weeks ago I was on my lv37 and there were some mages there too. One of the mages of the enemy side called me noob Malison user. So I vs'd him like twice with my Mali, he had sammy.
After I killed him - Twice, he called his whole guild to gang me!

[Gaurav Arora]

It dosent matter what pet u have if u have crap skills and stats. I have seen a necro user slaughtered by a rogue with no pet. That was really fun. Lol

[merch_master]

Another nugget of comedy
yesterday, i faced a 3v4 match with strong teams on both sides
We were getting pummeled at 7 to 15 with lots of "noob" and "paper"( still dont know what that means) calling.
Finally a 4th joins sporting a icescale set and magmatic weapon, and we proceed to thrash them completely twice to bring it up to 15v15
Then bam!, everyone leaves and i laugh at the KDR addiction and sheer kiddish immaturity at running away when the tide of the game changes.
Pvp always gets those laughs out of me

[Caabatric]

I was in PvP yesterday, I only go in to have a mess around and there was a mage that kept killing me over and over. He had no skill what so ever and I knew if I had the correct skills speced I would have killed him. I told him that I don't have heal speced and to be fair and fight someone else and he replyed saying 'your food'. But unlucky for him caab was on the other team and seen this happening so he rejoined my team, killed him twice and the guy quit the match haha

sent from fritters beak

Dont touch my kyle!!!!
i still remember that lol