Why...

[Moogerfooger]

It's all a matter of expectations. Women want prince charming jumping off a horse that never poops to come and do everything perfectly. Men expect vital signs.

Wait, I'm confused. Does Prince Charming never poop, or the horse???? This could be where I have been wrong all this time.

[Groad]

Can't a guy get gas in peace?? Today after work, I went home and got changed... Then went to the gas station near my house to fill up. I pulled up to the pump and got out of my truck to go in and pay... This Mini Convertible full of sweaty chicks in bikinis came to get gas. One jumped out of the back seat, chewing on a twizzler, and leaned against the car facing me. She had this grin on and was like "heyyyyy how you doin?". I shot her a dirty look and went inside... I heard the gals behind me hooting... I came back to pump my gas and they were leaving. The same chick jumped into the backseat of the convertible and was like "I hope you have a nice evenin" with this grin on her face... They were piglets...


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Best Day Eva!

ROFL love it.

[StompArtist]

Wait, I'm confused. Does Prince Charming never poop, or the horse???? This could be where I have been wrong all this time.

It must be both hence the constant disappointment at chosen mate. :P

[superss]

weirdos. just ignore em

[Ladylove]

Wait, I'm confused. Does Prince Charming never poop, or the horse???? This could be where I have been wrong all this time.

Yeah moogs if you want to pick up chicks, you cant poop.

[hawkei]

Brooke, your charm powers are leaking out. They couldn't help themselves... poor guys didn't know what came over them....

[StompArtist]

Yeah moogs if you want to pick up chicks, you cant poop.

Fighting urge to quote...

[Ladylove]

Brooke, your charm powers are leaking out. They couldn't help themselves... poor guys didn't know what came over them....

Seriously, I was just wearing atheletic shorts, a t-shirt, flip flops, and my hair in a ponytail... And I had just gotten off work... Not my most charming look.

[FluffNStuff]

Men expect vital signs.

Picky Men .........

[FluffNStuff]

Yeah moogs if you want to pick up chicks, you cant poop.

I usually hold it till the three month anniversary. As a side note, three month anniversary dates with me are not all that fun.

[Ladylove]

Picky Men .........

Pigs will go for anything with a pulse.

[Moogerfooger]

It must be both hence the constant disappointment at chosen mate. :P

Well, old Flicka is potty-trained, so guess I better lay off the bran flakes....makes for some awkward public encounters yaknowwhutimean?

[FluffNStuff]

Pigs will go for anything with a pulse.

Picky Pigs ........

[Moogerfooger]

Pigs will go for anything with a pulse.

But only if they make good sammiches....so, I am still waiting on that pastrami and rye I mentioned a couple of weeks ago.

[StompArtist]

Pigs will go for anything with a pulse.

Yes. Pulse = good. No pulse = bad.

[FluffNStuff]

Yes. Pulse = good. No pulse = bad.

There you go being snobbish again.

[Ladylove]

But only if they make good sammiches....so, I am still waiting on that pastrami and rye I mentioned a couple of weeks ago.

t(-.-)t

Lol stomp, does she need a brain?

[StompArtist]

There you go being snobbish again.

A gentleman has certain standards my friend.

[Moogerfooger]

Fighting urge to quote...

No doubt.....I pooped myself laughing. The irony.

[StompArtist]

t(-.-)t

Lol stomp, does she need a brain?

Optional equipment is always a +

LOL (Sorry but you are making this so easy...)