*Bean hops on the couch*

"Are you gonna be all right? Look. Pushing the PL icon every few minutes was bad enough. Then it devolved into pushing it and swearing. Then, pushing it and sobbing. It'll be up when it's up, okay? Just...you....oh, I don't know what to do with you when you get like this."

*Bean shakes his head in despair, sighs heavily and looks for someplace to hide until it all blows over*

*Over his shoulder--*

"Another thing. Stop rubbing my feet to try and get pinks. It doesn't work. You can keep rubbing 'em, though."