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[Terminhater]

<Stupids>

About Us

Here in our illustrious guild, you are never ignored except when I'm having a cuppa tea and a slice o' cake.


GM
Terminhater


Guild Roolz

1. Humour a necessity.

2. Have fun, be zany, enjoy, help others have a great gaming experience.

3. No racism, no sexism, no homophobia, no religious, nationalist or political rants. Not even as jokes.

4. No antidisestablishmentarianism and definitely not be antidisestablishmentarianistically inclined, also supercalafrajalisticexpialidocous. When in Wales don't forget to visit Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch.

5. You must sit through and listen to my jokes about my Ex all the time.

6. If you're nice and friendly u can send me a friend request, if you're not, stick to PvP.

7. No begging or scamming - don't blame it on your brother!

8. An absolute NO in trash talking and leeching.

9. Last person to leave the guildhall please turn off the lights.

10. You can use caps in guild chat to show elation like YAY or WOW or YIPEE but not like as if.....YOU'RE TELLING A STORY ABOUT HOW YOUR LITTLE BROTHER FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND SCRAPED HIS KNEE CAPS WHILST MIRACULOUSLY SURVIVING.

11. No abuse/swearing unless it's your ex you're talking about.

12. You either take the red pill or the blue pill.

13. To some just a number to others triskaidekaphobia.

14. When you walk in guild hall please make sure your trousers (pants) are pulled up, this is a multicultural guild and the showing of your underwear could mean something else, somewhere.

15. Do not say elite maps are scaled, think more in line of them being padded.

16. You can speak any language in guild chat as long as it's ENGLISH.

17. We don't do PvP but when we do......we don't!

18. All Arcane Legends belong to us.

19. Do not aks to be ossifer or rekrooter.

20. Being able to spell is very important.

21. No one really knows why the chicken crossed the road, so feel free to ask.

22. Hulk Hogan lied! Not all vitamin pills are good for you or work.

23. Ultimate warrior was the best, acknowledge!

24. Men with beards have feelings too, like, we feel hungry.

25. I swear this guild is stupid.

26. If you're gonna obey order 66, at least allow me to run.

27. Saying 'cool story bro' after I told a story is not allowed.

28. Pretending to laugh at my unfunny jokes is allowed.

29. If life throws you lemons then make me lemonade.

30. There's a fine line between a madman and a genius. I crossed it ages ago.

31. Sugar does not make the medicine go down. It gives u diabetes. I hate Mary Poppins.

32. Remember, feed the birds, thruppence a bird.

33. Golden Axe is a classic - and the reason I got interested in this game.

34 Rastan theme tune is epic.

35. Rule 33 + 34, we respect classic sword and sorcery arcade games. Know dat!

36. Never push a giant snowball up a hill.

36.5 We don't deal with numerical lists that have a .5, what's the point?

37. When bored we talk about the weather......a lot! So..erm...weather is a tad nice.

38. Always blame the Tank, if no tank then a smurf will do.

39. Occasionally start a post in a thread like....STS Y U NO.....

40. Cash U Ousside, how bow dat!

41. 40 guild Roolz are enough. Oh wait! Damn.

42. The answer to the meaning of life.

43. When asked for mana say BANANA!

44. Whenever someone asks about when is Eggzavier, tell them Feb 30th.

45. Enjoy recoloured shuyal..er....plat expansion...er.....demons of the dreamscape XD

46. Sarcasm is my middle name.

47. The world is your oyster, unless your allergic to seafood.

48. I quit, the twitch community awaits me.

49. If you see anyone ingame with the names, Xorrior, Terminhater, Unremitting. It's not me. Beware of scammers.

50. The End. That's all folks!