Quote Originally Posted by Terminhater View Post
Hi,

Welcome to the <Stupids> guild thread.

Guild name pronounced as da stoopidz cos we iz what we iz - stoopidz.

GM
Snoozepac (shakur)

Recruiters
My goldfish bubbles and my hamster Jeremy.


Guild Roolz

1. Humour a necessity.

2. Have fun, be zany, enjoy and help others have a great gaming experience.

3. No racism, no sexism, no homophobia, no religious, nationalist or political rants. Not even as jokes.

4. No antidisestablishmentarianism and definitely not be antidisestablishmentarianistically inclined, also supercalafrajalisticexpialidocous. When in Wales don't forget to visit Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch.

5. You must sit through and listen to my jokes about my Ex all the time.

6. We mainly here to run events together and help each other out.

7. No begging or scamming - don't blame it on your brother!

8. An absolute NO in trash talking and leeching.

9. Last person to leave the guildhall please turn off the lights.

10. You can use caps in guild chat to show elation like YAY or WOW or YIPEE but not like as if.....YOU'RE TELLING A STORY ABOUT HOW YOUR LITTLE BROTHER FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND SCRAPED HIS KNEE CAPS WHILST MIRACULOUSLY SURVIVING.

11. No abuse/swearing unless it's your ex you're talking about.

12. You either take the red pill or the blue pill.

13. To some just a number to others triskaidekaphobia.

14. When you walk in guild hall please make sure your trousers (pants) are pulled up, this is a multicultural guild and the showing of your underwear could mean something else somewhere.

15. Do not say elite Tindirin and Planar maps are scaled, think more in line of them being padded.

16. You can speak any language in guild chat as long as it's ENGLISH.

17. We don't do PvP but when we do......we don't!

18. All Arcane Legends belong to us.

19. Do not aks to be ossifer or rekrooter.

20. Being able to spell is very important.

21. No one really knows why the chicken crossed the road, so feel free to ask.

22. Hulk Hogan lied! Not all vitamin pills are good for you or work.

23. Ultimate warrior was the best, acknowledge!

24. Men with beards have feelings too, like we feel hungry.

25. I swear this guild is stupid.

26. If you're gonna obey order 66 at least allow me to run.

27. Saying 'cool story bro' after I told a story is not allowed.

28. Pretending to laugh at my unfunny jokes is allowed.

29. If life throws you lemons at least make me some lemonade.

30. There's a fine line between a madman and a genius. I crossed it ages ago.


P.S Mods/DEVs this is a legit guild please don't remove my thread again, thank you.
This is actually funny stuff XD good thing u bump'd this lol Rip Ultimatewarrior