A mill contest!

[Vigilante]

Whoever makes the funniest sentence wins a mill, pretty legit. Basically I will be reading and scrolling your immature, stupidness, etc that makes me laugh and the one that pretty much cracks me up wins! The sentence could be either a sentence or essay if you please or whatever, but it has to be funny and amusing. Also you could do a meme if you want for those who can not write/ struggling. Please do not plagiarize stuff from the internet, I will know if you do! Do not underestimate this vigilante or else you wont win your mill you've been dreaming about on your wet bed! Furthermore, the date line will be maybe next week? Nahhh lets make it October 9, 2015. Let the funny people begin with their thingy! Good luck my wet kids

Ign: Joecarrol

First place: a mill ( 1.5mill now)
Second place: Too bad ( Maybe )
Third place: Sorry dood
Fourth place: Who just gives out a fourth place? wtf

[Vigilante]

Yes, you can have more than 1 entry, just make it hilarious

[Vigilante]

Seems like no one is posting, making it to 1.5mill now Hopefully this would attract you guys

[iRandom]

I don't play PL anymore so when sneaky wins give it to kingfu who needs the money.

[Assault]

fat albert, poked his pickle, and made a tinckle in the ear of his dinkle.

[Thatkidoverthere]

Sometimes I cover myself in Vaseline and pretend that I am a slug.

[Groaning]

This will make you laugh, you will laugh and make me win.

[Iilhopeliliil]

I looked into the mirror and saw myself blink.

*yes its supposed to be funny*

[Groaning]

"There are no scammers in my guild my trusty officer boot them all" - Ice (aka. Drea)

[Vigilante]

i looked into the mirror and saw myself blink.

*yes its supposed to be funny*

very funny, indeed

[Vigilante]

I think Groaning is the best one atm, I dont know why.. I find it dumb but funny at the same time

[hallowring]

sometimes i s#%* in a jar then smell my fingers at the sane time XD! lmao

[Iilhopeliliil]

This will surely make you laugh: Grimdays is the best bear in PvP.

[Waug]

OPest is pro.

[Vigilante]

Groaning still has the lead! Someone beat his quote!

[Iilhopeliliil]

Vigilante you are pro

[Vigilante]

Vigilante you are pro

Wow thanks, but you are being so vague, exaggerate it pls, make me feel it man! Make it funny too

[Groaning]

I is unbeatable :P

[fruitbattwo]

This joke will make you laugh. http://www.spacetimestudios.com/memb...21749-Groaning

[Iilhopeliliil]

Vigilante is humourous but he can't get jokes.