The second contest!!

[Groaning]

Entry 1 -

Why is Groaning a good spy?

Because he always has his eyes peeled for trouble

(It's a potato joke, because groan is a potato).

pls you bully

[Vigilante]

Ya know technically no joke can really be created and will be found online SOMEWHERE in a sense it's not plagerization if cited from original source, but even then the orginal source is the person who created the joke and with all the passing around of information on the internet; things such as plagerization over [Jokes] is something you can't really call. I can make up a joke, but i'm sure someone has said before so should I track down the first person to say it and cite? No such thing as an original joke these days sadly considering. Its more so about finding a GOOD joke. Get it?

Just to be sure, a joke can be created if you are much experienced in jokes and not getting off by someone's efforts. BUT just to be clear I did say do not get stuff from the internet. Problem solved. And yeah if you dont cite it from all the websites, then lets call it plagiarized, what about that? Otherwise make a joke from your own words. If you can't then this contest really is not fitting for you. Thats all, no hard feelings bruh

[iRandom]

So I should Cite a joke thats on hundred of different websites. I guess every single person whose posted a joke anywhere or written anything even the words your reading now is wrong since they haven't cited it. Call me an idiot, but stealing music lyrics and pasting them as my own is one thing but a joke off the internet? I must be the biggest idiot then anytime i've ever written anything as such. I'll remember to cite EVERYTHING since apparently NO MATTER how SMALL and COMMON even if its a JOKE.(My sarcasm is horrible._.)

I got a joke just created ^^(I'm sure some one has said before)
What day is national @ss whooping day?
Report Card Day

Lol its simple
If u read a joke online and post it then it does not count as a valid entry

[Befs]

plagiarism
the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.
synonyms: copying, infringement of copyright, piracy, theft, stealing; informalcribbing
"accusations of plagiarism"

Finding it off the internet isn't stealing or passing as our own jokes unless we say I created this joke. Even if it did count it would still be impossible to cite who first said the joke. Even if we SOMEHOW make a joke no one has said before , im sure someone has said before.

If I was to copy an article written on Zara Nelsova by the woman herself then said I wrote it. It would be plagiarism. Basically 9 times outta 10 if its not copyrighted its not really plagiarized.

It is actually stealing.

and since u like the definition game -

steal
stēl/Submit
verb
gerund or present participle: stealing
1.
take (another person's property) without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.
"thieves stole her bicycle"
synonyms: purloin, thieve, take, take for oneself, help oneself to, loot, pilfer, run off with, abscond with, carry off, shoplift; More
dishonestly pass off (another person's ideas) as one's own.
"accusations that one group had stolen ideas from the other were soon flying"
synonyms: plagiarize, copy, pass off as one's own, pirate, poach, borrow; More
take the opportunity to give or share (a kiss) when it is not expected or when people are not watching.
"he was allowed to steal a kiss in the darkness"
synonyms: snatch, sneak, get stealthily/surreptitiously
"he stole a kiss"
(in various sports) gain (an advantage, a run, or possession of the ball) unexpectedly or by exploiting the temporary distraction of an opponent.
BASEBALL
(of a base runner) advance safely to (the next base) by running to it as the pitcher begins the delivery.
"Rickey stole third base"
2.
move somewhere quietly or surreptitiously.
"he stole down to the kitchen"
synonyms: creep, sneak, slink, slip, slide, glide, tiptoe, sidle, edge
"he stole out of the room"

[Anaristia]

this sounds cool

[typicalnike]

SO there was an english man a scottish man and an irish man. They were at the park on the slide when suddenly a genie appeared and the genie said "i will grant you one wish and you will slide into it." The english man being the smartest said "I want a pot of gold" and the genie granted his wish as the english man slid down into the pot of gold. The scottish man being not so clever said "i want a pot of silver" and the scottish man slid down and landed into the pot of silver. Then the irish man who was dumb as fvck and drunk as hell didnt even know what was going on and Yelled "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" as he slid down and the slide into a massive pot of wee.

IGN: merchprices

[Writing]

Why, after reading this, does the the brain not recognize the second the?

Ign - Writing

[iRandom]

When someone asks me if they could borrow my Founder's Helm, I think to myself

"Were you busy tying your shoe when the brains were getting dished out?
No, that can't be. I mean there's proof right here and right here"

Human Stupidity: It's endless.

[The Voices]

My Entry:
You know what's funny? That Donald Trump hasn't been stumped yet.

[Vigilante]

Actually I forgot to announce the winners xd Maybe next week, I have a busy schedule atm

[Pollinate]

I think I'm trying way too hard on this ._.

[Vapourised]

Yo mama is so stupid, she scheduled an appointment with Dr Pepper to get a BLUETOOTH.

[Vapourised]

Booooooom! Another one: I would hit you but that would be animal abuse.

[humiiii]

Husband: hey hun?
Wife: yea whats up babe?
Husband: our family name is dat bich, i think i know how we are gonna call our son.
Wife: oh sweet? What would be his name?
Husband: i want to call him phuc, it can be funny.
Wife: haha indeed! Yes it can be verry funny, lets call him phuc.


Pray for him.