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    Default Mindless blatherings of a caffeinated mind...

    I am not crazy...it is the caffeine that sets my mind in motion, it is thru beans of java that thoughts acquire speed. The hands acquire shakes, the shakes become the warning.... that....I AM.... IN COMPLETE CONTROL..... OF MY ADDICTION!!
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    Remember the Klingon frozen prison planet, Rura Penthe? That's what Dunkin Donuts iced coffee does to wrongfully accused beans.
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    I am pretty sure that I could prevent a supernaturally caused Apocalypse single-handedly with enough coffee.
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    Flavoring coffee is like punishing someone for being talented.

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    I'm a coffeeholic on the road to recovery....just kidding, I'm on my way to the coffee shop.

    Time for the Super Coffee Bonus Combo Multiplier Finishing Move!

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    2+ hrs spent on finding perfect cape, mask & tights

    100+ hrs spent fighting henchmen, criminal masterminds & supervillains

    1100+ hrs spent drinking coffee in mmo's



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    Coffeegirl is not for everyone. May cause anxiety, insomnia, rapid heart rate, dependancy and in some cases, death.


    Drinking coffee...for your protection!

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    Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do.


    Drinking coffee...for your protection!

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    Coffeegirl no function coffee well without.

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    Replace filter and coffee grounds with new filter and new coffee grounds.

    Pour first batch of coffee back into the coffee maker.

    Brew AGAIN

    Lift off

    Let me tell you people something. I work nights and needed a way to stay energetic. I finally found the answer...

    I just drank "double brewed coffee" and I feel like I can throw an orange at 60 percent the speed of light. Do you realize that if I had a boomerang right now I could kill god, eat his meat, and use his hide to stay warm during those long nights on the savanna? ENERGY. After drinking this special coffee I suddenly find myself triangulating coordinates and **** in my mind. I'm pretty sure if I was a floating head that I'd be able to float directly to the Bermuda triangle without stopping for directions. I have so much energy that I'm now watching half hour long sitcoms in just seconds!

    You ever notice that they don't have any type of Karate for German shepherds? If dogs learned to focus their chi, just imagine how screwed we'd be? Well, I wouldn't be screwed, but you most certainly would be. Right now I could probably fight off a giant ghost flamingo made entirely from ninja stars and tasers. In fact, I'm about 85 percent certain that I could mess up a 2003 Nissan Altima, if it were to suddenly become self-aware and hostile towards me. ENERGY.

    I have so much energy that I can multitask more stuff right now than your lazy *** will accomplish within the next 4 months. While I type this I'm also filming a remake of "tango and cash", done with puppets. Simultaneously, I'm also updating my match.com profile while dry humping a zebra and skiing.

    And guess what? I just squeezed a New York steak with my bare hands and crushed it into individual calories! I am the ghost of Jim Varney and I will haunt you into infinity! I am the one that inspired the "blade" movies and I will triumph! I am the singularity, the way, the light, the man who can turn a normal visit to the zoo into a multiple felony getaway vacation to the andromeda galaxy and I don't take crap from anyone!!

    If you want to lay around until you morph into a giant stick of butter and explode, that's your choice. But if you want so much energy that you could morph into a cybernetic plasma cheetah and beat the living sh*t out of the power rangers then I suggest you try "double brewed coffee". ENERGY.



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    Damn that late afternoon espresso..it is like the Che Guevara in my revolution against sleep.





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    "Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. Coffee is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit and a foiler of sleep if you want it so."


    But, always remember....




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    My ennui is at an all time whatever.




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    I don't 'want' a William Shatner cover of 'In your eyes'. I NEED a William Shatner cover of 'In your eyes'!!!

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    Replicate fresh coffee cherries. Transporter to remove bean from fruit. Fresh roast in small batches with a phaser set on stun. Cafe Trek.



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    I keep accidentally transforming into my truck form every time I yawn. Definitely time for coffee!



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    I think its incredibly hot in here

    https://youtu.be/rpw-cDglXP0

    You know, it gets ugly and vulgar from this point on

    Hello darkness my old friend
    I've come to talk with you again

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    In my life, I've met people. Some I never think about again. Some, I wonder what happened to them. Some, I wonder if they ever think about me. And then there are some I wish I never had to think about again.

    But I do.

    I have always thought of a coffee shop as a church-- of sorts. A place for fellowship. A community of individuals brought together in a place of worship(for me, anyways) A place where wit & wisdom flow. Where we talk story. We discuss finance, state affairs, common gossip, and a bit of low brow comedy. I have met magnificent people and made personal connections that will last a lifetime. Ordinary encounters made extraordinary.


    Coffee is the tie that binds us...at least in my life.


    Coffee--brewed. Hearts--warmed. My job here is done.





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    The Church of Coffee. I'd worship.

    #sacrilicious

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    Just kraken jokes



    'You're kraken me up, comedy squid'

    I will laugh about this pun FOREVER!

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