Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. -Andy Rooney
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. -Andy Rooney
That thread o.O
Coffee: every sip is like a tiny hug.
The only problem with seeing if your cat likes espresso is that now you are in the same room as a cat that just had some espresso.
Scientists discover caffeine-based lifeform. (They could have just Googled me.)
Caffeinated soap? For my germaphobia and caffeine addiction.
If only there was some higher math I could use to express how many coffees I drank in the last 24 hours.
Mind...taken over by some kind of sentient...super coffee...avenge me...aahhhvenggaah me-e-ehh
Coffeehead has but one desire, coffeehead sets her skull on fire!
Coffeehead knows no in between , huffin on bags of roasted beans!
The thin line between entertainment and war
There'll be no shelter here
Caffeine-free diet Jolt cola!!??! Is nothing sacred?
Yum. This is a coffee, defiant yet petulant. A coffee that grabs you, shakes you by the collar and cries, "Accept me, damn you or turn me away, but for God sake DON'T POLLUTE ME WITH NON-DAIRY CREAMER!!"
Thank you, Coffee, for the chance to be coherent enough to remember the mistakes I make today.
The Coffeegirl Diet- Coffee for breakfast, coffee for lunch and a sensible coffee dinner.
Last night I dreamt I had insomnia...I woke up exhausted.
Last edited by Java; 04-28-2016 at 09:24 PM.
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