Make arlor cake, again!
Make arlor cake, again!
The thin line between entertainment and war
There'll be no shelter here
'Cynicism springs not from cruelty or viciousness, but from precisely the opposite: a fatal love of virtue. We want the world to be a better place & we can't shrug off the dissapointment when it lets us down. Our cynicism gives us the painful power to behold life shorn of its sustaining illusions. So we retaliate with our specific brand of wounded wit.' -The Cynic's Sanctuary
Cynicism is not being pessimistic. It's expecting a lot from the world & not letting it get away with anything else.
*thought, as the door jingled, signaling the arrival of a group of patrons. Their eyes were feral and I could tell they were desperate for their morning fix...If I didn't act quickly I would surely be ripped limb from limb by the coffee zombie horde.*
"Ggggrrriiiinnnnddddddssss"
*throws bag of beans, makes escape*
Coffee coffee everywhere, I like unicorns too
Flavoring coffee makes as much sense as neutering endangered species.
Let me guess... you like coffee?
The sacred bean juice
What gave you that impression?Originally Posted by Stonedincali
Water is the essence of life.......
Only after it passed the beans
Makes me wait between posts....
Horrible non cafinated computer
you are crazy funny lol
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Emphasis on the 'crazy'
"Time has little to do with infinity and jelly donuts." - Thomas Magnum
A po'boy made of hobo meat is the most literal sandwich ever.
I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
Destination: Caffeination
Roses are red,
Mornings are hard.
I suck at poetry.
COFFEE!
Kids shouldn't drink coffee. That's MY coffee.
Get me a sash and a dagger STAT!!!
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