I'm thinking a city built on rock and roll would be structurally unsound.
I'm thinking a city built on rock and roll would be structurally unsound.
Brewing up a hot bucket of Queen juice and weeping about my lack of divine right to execute people.
An infinite number of taco molecules will soon be trapped in my tummy for deliciousness testing.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word & UNLIMITED POWER!!
c:/Caffeine allocation error/ COFFEE.SYS not found/USER status disabled. (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
'TV is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffeeshop and go to real jobs.' -Bill Gates
I believe humans get a lot done not because we're smart but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
"Ego is not your amigo."
The hardest thing about a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited.
Stock up on some Ammunition ! Gamers know that nothing good ever comes from this. 😳
"Coffee, you're warm and wonderful, your body and your bean.You stimulate, articulate, and fill me with caffeine.Your dark roast sends shivers down my bony spine. You are quite a catch, like a perfect, aged wine. Perhaps you think I'm joking and perhaps I sound pathetic. I will love you always even though you’re a diuretic." Thanks, Shannon Wheeler!!
Fooey! Thread got moved to Off-Topic discussion threads and now I can't find it via tapatalk. STS decaffeitated my fun. Oh, well. Guess you all will have to find some way to make it through the day without groan worthy puns, caffeine fueled narcissism & a case study in the long term effects of extreme coffee consumption & coffee induced psychosis.
-Aloha
Last edited by Java; 06-25-2016 at 12:48 AM.
Coffeegirl- Now with karate chop action!!
I am simply throwing more coffee at the problem. The problem is me.
Dear Insomnia,
We have to stop meeting like this. I just want to sleep with you.
Love, Me.
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