How to be a good Scatter Bear

**Sorcererssoul** · 07-21-2011, 06:56 AM

Haha, ty for the guide, now i really learn how to play a bear!

**Riccits** · 07-21-2011, 07:02 AM

5) Wait until you see a mage or bird standing beside a firegrate and TAUNT,

unfortunately dont works anymore

sometimes i had fun killing ppl i didnt like ROFL!

**Sorcererssoul** · 07-21-2011, 07:16 AM

Ricci, you too liked that?
Its ashame the devs stole that oppertunity

**CowboyJim** · 07-21-2011, 07:17 AM

Greta Guide. One problem though. Should say tongue in cheek, not tongue in check.....your friend, the red squiggly.

**wvhills** · 07-21-2011, 07:25 AM

Originally Posted by CowboyJim

Greta Guide. One problem though. Should say tongue in cheek, not tongue in check.....your friend, the red squiggly.

You spelled Great wrong.

**CowboyJim** · 07-21-2011, 08:31 AM

No, I spelled greta correctly....greta was a guidemaker way back in the day.....

**Dalinuel** · 07-21-2011, 08:50 AM

I'm guilty for all these

great guide!!

**Mr.Wallace** · 07-21-2011, 10:04 AM

Hmmmm maybe someone could make guides for suicide mages ("I tank the next room!") and lazy birds ("Spells? You know how expensive mana is??!?")

**Zaltiar** · 07-21-2011, 10:53 AM

i had an awesome super scatter bear while doing sewer tonight. I have a feeling he got inspired by this.
hm..i wonder who was the first ever scatter bear. haha scatter bear pioneers

**Duped** · 07-22-2011, 11:30 PM

Let me just say, wow!! Amazing job! very very impressive!! I couldn't stop laughing because you really nailed it on the head there. You forgot one other important scatter bear technique.

Before you run to middle to ruin combos, always be in the back of the group to avoid damage

Another personal annoyance is bears who don't stay in front.

**wvhills** · 07-26-2011, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Duped

Let me just say, wow!! Amazing job! very very impressive!! I couldn't stop laughing because you really nailed it on the head there. You forgot one other important scatter bear technique.

Before you run to middle to ruin combos, always be in the back of the group to avoid damage

Another personal annoyance is bears who don't stay in front.

Haha! Added and credited!

**Register** · 07-26-2011, 10:15 AM

Lol I cant believe you actually added my trick to the list! Anyways, I tried your tips today ^^ It was fun lol! The only thing I couldnt get to happen was 'slingshotting' the boss out of his zone. The boss always died before I could get it lol!

**Conradin** · 07-26-2011, 10:21 AM

We all know That the best scatter bears dont wear armor. They become immmune to damage by screaming: nooob elf, heal!! and by maxing out restore.

**Register** · 07-26-2011, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Conradin

We all know That the best scatter bears dont wear armor. They become immmune to damage by screaming: nooob elf, heal!! and by maxing out restore.

Lol! No they shouldnt max out restore! Crushing Blow! Remember is has a hidden buff if used on your teammates! Zero in restore! So that mages gotta do their job!

Another SB tip!
Team up with other scatter bears! It makes runs interesting and gets you mroe Scatter Bear Experience!

**Ebalere** · 07-26-2011, 10:57 AM

Pro scatterbear tip #546

Run ahead and gather huge mob on unsuspecting group, apply slingshot beckon technique with a stomp directly after, effectively surrounding group. Careful not to use taunt or any aggro-attracting skills after party has come into contact with mob. Run for your safety. Repeat until group dies. Exit run. Repeat.

**recklessfa** · 07-26-2011, 11:32 AM

Love it, and laughed. Ty. Lots of naturals in this game indeed but might help others.
Personally think that int bear transvestite outfit goes perfectly with the aura of mystery pure scatter bears are trying to convey, but naked usually does the trick rather well in the sewers.

**Fyrce** · 07-26-2011, 06:16 PM

OMG, this is the funniest thread I've read in .. maybe forever. A long time anyways.

I admit to being a horrible scatterbear. I've gotta work on this. So I acquired myself some coaches and they showed me. I haven't had sooo much fun in Hideout in months. Maybe forever, too *ponder*

Are you sure taunt doesn't work anymore? Cause I taunted a fire grate and it killed me...

I'm not sure why all those dead birds kept leaving though... there was some other bear rolling his eyes. Not sure what that was about either. I especially LOVE the part about waiting for the bird to lead. Go tweet-tweet!

I think this would work amazingly great in Stronghold! There's a nice big room w/ lots of grates and another big room with more grates and barrels. Seems to me like it'd make a really good scatterbear training and practice area.

**I did feel guilty about all the clueless people. And I was too scared to not wear armor. I'm a bad cowardly scatterbear

(LOL)

**Conradin** · 07-26-2011, 06:55 PM

Im going to make a new song called "Scattter Bear" after the song "Billionaire"

I wanna be a scatter bear, sooo fricken bad. Stomping things like i never had. I wanna be on the cover of Alterra's magazine, smiling next to royce and the elf Queen.