My fellow arlorians
Today is the primarys!
Remember, don't be taken in by candidates with icy hearts, or greasy potatoes , or crazy fruit..
Just remember my simple message
Make arlor cake,again!
My fellow arlorians
Today is the primarys!
Remember, don't be taken in by candidates with icy hearts, or greasy potatoes , or crazy fruit..
Just remember my simple message
Make arlor cake,again!
Last edited by konafez; 05-23-2016 at 07:21 AM.
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My fellow arlorians
Today is a momentous day!
We have made huge steps in our wponized vegetable program!
Today we test fired our first intercontinental ballistic carrot!
Spirits are high, and eye sight is good!
The thin line between entertainment and war
There'll be no shelter here
I feel you dont Carrot all for the protection of Arlorians and Vegetables alike!Originally Posted by konafez
My fellow arlorians
Today is a momentous day!
We have made huge steps in our wponized vegetable program!
Today we test fired our first intercontinental ballistic carrot!
Spirits are high, and eye sight is good!
- (un) Retired -
Be careful who you vote for! Konafez has yet to admit just how far his vegetable experimentation has gone. I have found the remains of animals turned into coffee and vegetables scattered around Arlorian Forests. When seen by guards patrolling the area, I was beaten by weaponized turnips, but not before I snapped some photos of the tragically mutilated creatures.
Vote Hail, for we shall prevail!
Ign - Coolguymage
*shiftey eyes*Be careful who you vote for! Konafez has yet to admit just how far his vegetable experimentation has gone. I have found the remains of animals turned into coffee and vegetables scattered around Arlorian Forests. When seen by guards patrolling the area, I was beaten by weaponized turnips, but not before I snapped some photos of the tragically mutilated creatures.
Vote Hail, for we shall prevail!
Coalhouse, I think its sleepy time for him...
#outofthanks
Throws one of these
Last edited by konafez; 05-23-2016 at 10:41 AM.
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Sneak peek 6
Throw away your Quests and Stress , Relief yourself ! Paradise Pier will be Revamped into a awesome Beach for ya'll to hangout and enjoy !
this thread made me hungry. i need food now. the Pain of food imagess!!
-Mim
Remember what happened to the self-styled leader who suggested that the people have cake.
Remember another four letter word that rhymes with Hail.
Fries get soggy. Ice cream melts. Chocolate fountain eventually dries up. Talk is cheap.
But honest hard work always pays off if you can just get past the thorns and into the buttery mass of creamy delight that is the durian flesh, the sweetest reward.
We make no promises. We deliver result.
#TeamDurian
#ChangeYouCanSmell
My fellow arlorians
Make arlor cake, again!
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My fellow arlorians
We have plans to issue these to all town guards
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Some hail partisans delivered this to me today
-.- really? ..really!?!
I ate it anyway...
These evil cake attempts on my life are getting bad...taking applications for SCS agents (secret cake service)
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Today I interviewed a mage that wishes to remain nameless
Me " you nott sure love your portals..you put them up everywhere"
Mage "oh yeah, that are a nottian status symbol"
Me "...um..you don't say..."
Mage "yeah , dragons have treasure hordes, demons build castles, we have portals"
Me "um..OK..you know ..if you had a few less of these things around here..crazy monsters might stop coming through them and wrecking up the place"
Mage "hmm..I never thought of it that way..you could be right"
Me "yeh....hey does hail know about this?"
Mage "oh yeah..he's got 14 of them in his house"
Me "....14....14!!"
Mage "yup..hey wile your here..do you want to trade your weapon in on a durian mace?"
Me "umm..no..no, I'm good"
Mage "well at least let me install a mini portal on it"
Me "no..umm..I have to go now..."
Last edited by konafez; 05-26-2016 at 01:59 AM.
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Maybe I could get a mini portal installed in my coffee cup.
I was in krag today and found this sign
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Durian smells like turpentine and onions, garnished with a warrior's jock strap(so I've heard)...I can understand why it's not allowed in certain parts of Arlor.I was in krag today and found this sign
Technology:
COMMERCIAL NOTT PORTAL LAUNCHED AMID CONTROVERSY
Kelys (5/26). Ashral-based Center for Research of Access into Shuyal (CRASh) showcased the latest design in interdimensional portal, which featured the cutting edge technology in portability.
Lead researcher Frox told the press on Tuesday (5/25): "Interdimensional portals used to be these massive fixtures with embarrasingly inefficient power usage. But Catflap 3.0 is not only compact and highly portable, it also requires very little energy to operate."
He said the technology had been developed to meet commercial demand for faster and safer passage of goods. "Let's say an Ydra farmer co-op wishes to ship cartloads of durians to Kraag. The shipment has to pass areas notorious for bandit activity. By setting up a portal that connects the farm to Kraag durian warehouse, the co-op can save expenses for escort, insurance and shipment loss due to bandit extortion and cart driver's weakness for durian. At the other end, the consumers can enjoy a steady supply of fresh durians at farmer's prices."
Responding to concerns over potential leakage of unsavory emanation from the nether dimensions, CRASh chief engineer Wrex commented, "We have installed the latest sigils in seamless interdimensional plasma matter conduit in anticipation of heavy interportal traffic. In addition the Catflap 3.0 also comes with more precise pentagram drawing feature to ensure that everything that travels through it arrives at its intended destination. After all, business people are more concerned about on-time delivery than tentacled slithering blob of eldritch emanation."
While the commercial sector had responded favorably, resulting in a number of order for Catflap 3.0, security officials remained skeptical. "Magic always takes its toll, mark my word," Paradise Piers-based General Priska said. "Delivering cargo by sea may take time, but at least you wouldn't have to worry about your durians turning into porcupines of Inan Hesh arriving at your doorstep driving your durian cart."
Frox dismissed such concerns as superstitious prejudice from traditional transportation moguls. "There has never been any recorded case of durian transmogrification in an interdimensional transit. A freak discovery of hedgehog was reported once but it was only because the farm where the durians originated was overrun by the prickly beasts."
"People worry about Inan Hesh," added Wrex, "but honestly he was only able to invade because we were too busy dealing with more sinister emanation. You think Inan Hesh is bad? Try a vicious invisible demon that spread lightning fast and made all the young female notts madly in love with a certain bard with the initials JB. That had been a headache and a half, I'm telling you."
Research of Catflap 3.0 had been partially funded by presidential race contender Ilhanna. Vice president candidate Lugs commenting on the technology described it as a welcome development to herald the advent of p-commerce in Arlor, especially in terms of durian trade.
Last edited by ilhanna; 05-26-2016 at 04:54 AM.
Ah, I see you've found the poster released by DAFT (Dads Against Fun Things) who have a long list of objects they object too, from fast food to holding hands to kittens to the color pink to chocolate ("Bland food is better for the young generation moral!") to Top 40 songs to hoodie to polka dot and of course the things you see on the poster, cigarette, burger, fireworks and durians. Really, what's a party without all four items?I was in krag today and found this sign
I've heard of that description too. But that description was made by someone who after a night of some six to eight ripe durians and beer with friends, waking up hungover, had tried to achieve normalcy (and less double vision) by imbibing coffee, only to have the whole thing projectiled against the toilet porcelain.
@coffeegirl
@ilhanna
#OutOfThanks
My fellow arlorians
I intend to build a wall, not around shaul, but around the store that keeps selling these things to those crazy smurfs..before something really bad comes through..
Oh sure, today were transporting crazy fruit through the portals..tomorrow were fighting off axe wielding , megalomaniac gerbils , bent on world conquest
Oh sure they say the technology is safe..those same people told us the gnomes were our fiends, and now those same gnomes are trying to run us over with flame throwing cars!
The yummy warm embrace of a cake is something we all know and love, and no giant squid that wants to sell your organs in cs will pop out
So on election day remember, make arlor cake, again!
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The Shuyal Hegemony Institute for Interracial Tolerance expresses deep concerns after the recent speech of candidate Konafez. The derogatory term "crazy smurfs" should never be used to designate the noble people of Shuyal.
The aforementioned Institute also express deep concerns regarding a recent surge in the consumption of durians by the young generation which seems to be supported by candidate Ilhanna. The abuse of durian derived substances turns the young people of Shuyal spiky on the outside, mushy inside and smelly all over which is no way to behave for a respectable Nott.
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