1 Million Ways of Getting banned from Convient Stores..

[noobmigo]

Sing any of Rebecca Black's songs repeatedly extremely loud in the bathroom. So that everyone outside of the bathroom can hear.

[SUPAPRODIGY]

^ if i heard that i would exploded

[AusNugs]

69.over the intercom yell baby baby oh by justin beiber

[Piosidon]

70. Leave the water on in the bathroom
71. Keep flushing the toilet until water starts pouring out
72. Remove all the employee check-in cards
73. Play "hit as many people you can with a shopping cart" against a friend

[Arguntom]

74. Steal a tag of the shelf, put it on your forehead and ride down the conveyor belt thing yelling "SCAN ME!" when you reach the employee smack him/her and say "B**** I'm Priceless!"

[SUPAPRODIGY]

^ ROFL good one

[Nick41324]

75. Poop in a urinal

[Fatpigwarrior]

76. Get a friend to push you round in a shopping cart

[Unxtoxic]

I love the one when you rip your shirt off and say I have the POWER

[Unxtoxic]

64. moon walk on a treadmill

ROFL

[Matutd]

77.Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals
78.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you will invite them in if they bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department
79.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose
80.While handling knives in the kitchen department, ask the clerk where the antidepressants are
81.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
82.Charge at the automatic doors with a trolley to see which is faster
83.Excrete by the scented candles as a form of extreme product testing
84.Try bowling over old people with water melons. Remember to shout ‘Strrr…ike!’ when you knock one down. Remember to switch aisles now and then to keep them on their toes

[CanonicalKoi]

85. Weigh yourself on the checkout scale, then go to the Icee machine, put your mouth on the spigot and fill yourself up. Offer to re-weigh yourself and pay for the difference.

86. Buy a package of Twinkies and ask for a straw. Suck the filling out and ask them to throw away the "cake" part since you only like the filling. Bonus points if you ask for a refund for the part you didn't consume.

87. Buy a box of cereal and ask for a spoon. Tear a hole in the side of the box, go to the coffee counter and open up a gazillion of the little half-and-half/creamer containers, pour them in and start eating.

[Register]

88. Sit cross legged RIGHT in front of the door, on the inside.

89. Buy a random item and return it a few minutes later. Rines and repeat.

90. Lay down in the middle of the store and daydream

91. Find or bring a stamp, lick it, and put it on an employee

[RioMage]

#92 By doing this

[Pman3255]

93. in an ikea get some toilet paper and go over to a toilet and lay a deadly one. right before you do it yell FIRE IN THE HOLE!

[CanonicalKoi]

94. Bring a pair of flip-flops to the counter. Insist on only buying one as you want the flip--you don't want the flop. Insist you only have one foot, the left one. When it's pointed out that you have two, declare the right foot to be an impostor that follows you everywhere and you won't reward its harassment by buying it anything.

95. Go to the pet-food section and pick up a large (mondo-sized is even better) rawhide dog bone. Carry it around the store in your mouth. Growl fiercely at anyone who attempts to take it from you including the cashier attempting to ring up your purchase.

96. Conversely, pick up a rubber dog ball and say, "Cmon,boy, gettheballgettheballgettheball!!!" and throw it across the store. Drop onto all fours and scramble after it, barking the whole way.

[Piosidon]

97. Flick the lights on and off

[Driazsomethingiforgot]

Ninty EiGHT. Tell Chuck Noris jokes on PL facbook wall untill they stop letting people comment on their wall...xD

[Driazsomethingiforgot]

99. Successfully order a Big Mack at BK.

100. This one time at band camp......... And thats how I first...... (;

[CanonicalKoi]

101. Bring a hand-puppet with you. Have loud arguments with it throughout the store reference possible purchases. When you go to the register, insist the clerk talk to it since it's the one buying.