Sparkling Pwnies ...Yeah I said it... Endgame guild of Awesomeness!

[Flowman]

Not everyone is coming to this game with an extensive 7 year career in Word of Warcrat top 1% world yada yada. Not all new players will notice the need for support right away.

On the flip side, the engineer, although the only real support class, is also the only real AoE class. Nothing wrong with having a healing engineer and a AoE engineer who can back up the healing engineer.

No content in this game requires more than one healing engineer really anyways. You judging an engineer for not having a certain heal, for example, is just your narrow view of a much broader picture. I also might mention, that since buffs no longer stack, depending on the engineer mate you group with, you might not take that buff at all. He/she already did.

Irregardless, we look for quality people who do not cause drama *first*. The skills can be taught later if it is needed. This game isn't hard. A two minute conversation and a trip to the class forums will solve any issue and make any new player capable of killing you.

Of which: Sparkle Pwnies of the Strawberry Kingdom do not care about leaderboards, until pvp comes out that is. Number of max players, largest guild, LOL even k/d ratio in easy pve content that is easily farmable on easy mode, are all pointless. Requires time, not skill. Bringing it up in here got the attention of some big guilds and made you cry.

Hook. Line. Sinker...


Testament - Victory Engineer
Xaphan - Winner Commando
Entropy - Lowby Operative

bro it's a game, I'm getting some serious nerd vibes from you.
It's you guys posting about your rank on guild leaderboards and we're responding by saying recruiting maxed players and gaining rank isn't impressive. No one else STARTED that topic.

[morfic]

Correction. It's us posting in our.guild thread. It is perfectly okay to boast and psyche up members in anyway in your own guild thread right? For us, we are super excited about all the recruits we are getting so fast.

Good job at 23 top level players bronies! The pwny express is going full steam! 23 26s and what.....14 25s working diligently towards 26? We are shining bright guys!

[morfic]

Thank you Ebalere and Scotty. I know losing members to a new annoying sparkling guild is reason enough to be upset. But it shows great character and broniness on your part for dousing those flames a bit.

I also want to assure everyone that PWNIES DO NOT POACH MEMBERS. We ask people if they woukd like to join, and maybe flex a bit and offer sparkles....but never have i threatened or bribed anyone, with anything. I also encourage guild loyalty and commend those that refuse to stick with their guild.

IF ANY PWNY IS CAUGHT BRIBING OR THREATENING ANOTHER GUILD MEMBER TO LEAVE THEIR RESPECTIVE GUILDS, THE ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNOT WILL BE FIRED IMMEDIATLY. WE HAVE NO PROBLEM BURNING SOME RAINBOWS FOR THESE ACTIONS. So please, let me know if anyone witnessess this, so that i may take care of it. Thats not how the pwny express rolls!

[morfic]

Irregardless, we look for quality people who ...

Did ..Xapbrony..just say IRREGARDLESS???? LOLOLOL Derpyxap, i luv your sparkly derpiness!

[festre]

Hello Sparkles!!

My character name is Flaviano, just like my real name. I have nothing to hide. That being said should tell ya that i'm not a spy
I've owned about 3 scrappers in my SL life.
I wish to join your band of merry sparklers cuzz I love what i've read so far as rules go. I will do my best to fly high in the sparklin' sky!.....if ya take me)

[morfic]

Hello Sparkles!!

My character name is Flaviano, just like my real name. I have nothing to hide. That being said should tell ya that i'm not a spy
I've owned about 3 scrappers in my SL life.
I wish to join your band of merry sparklers cuzz I love what i've read so far as rules go. I will do my best to fly high in the sparklin' sky!.....if ya take me)

Based on what we have read here...and then based on our conversation in game...and then based on me and other bronies talking amongsts our selves....we have decided...

YOU BE BRONY! YESSAH! Get in here and make it sparkle FLAVAFLAAAVE!

Welcome to the guild!

[morfic]

Testing new sig sparklyness...

YEP SPARKLES!

[Treieki]

Assimilation of the herd goes well. Also new sigs being made are sparkly!!!

[Lowlyspy]

Are you a SPY?!?

Lol i love that, my answer is LOOK AY MY NAME!! XD

[Treieki]

Robobrony Morfic, mad props for outstanding work <3

[morfic]

Lol i love that, my answer is LOOK AY MY NAME!! XD

Haha! I got my eyesssss on youuuuu..... -_-

Robobrony Morfic, mad props for outstanding work <3

Thank you Cybrony! Anything for the herd

[Holyspell]

where to sign up?

[LilMiss]

holy pm treieki or morfic in game

[THC]

All you haters keep drinking your hater-aid cuz the pwnies are taking over the stars. We will take your respect or we will pwn it out of you. Lets us sparkle all over your face

[morfic]

This thread is looking nice and sprinkly with all these sigs!

Welcome to all the new bronies!

[apoceq]

Yall got another one of ours. Congrats.

[morfic]

All bronies find their way to the herd eventually!

We will smother them with sprinkles, sparkles and everything nice! No worries!

[peacemaster]

I would like to remind you guys that attempting to purchase accounts is a violation of the TOS. I have been approached by one of your members today attempting to buy my account. Screenshots have already been sent to spacetimestudios

[komar]

I would like to remind you guys that attempting to purchase accounts is a violation of the TOS. I have been approached by one of your members today attempting to buy my account. Screenshots have already been sent to spacetimestudios

nice job

[Holyspell]

hey i was told to post on forum about why i wanna join to get in o-o so uhmm im in a great guild but theres not alot of grinding as a team.. they sit around and we help lower members alot and id like a guild i can grind with etc etc o-o thats what it really comes down to