Win Win Win Thread

[Lowlyspy]

My jokes.

Joke #1
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, the three of them went hunting. The brunette went into the woods and came back with a rabbit, the blonde and redhead asked "how did u get that rabbit?", the redhead said "i followed the tracks, followed the tracks and BOOM i shot the rabbit". Then the redhead went into the woods and came back with a deer, the blond and the brunette asked "how did you get that deer?", the brunette said "i followed the tracks, followed the tracks and BOOM i shot the deer". Then the blonde went into the woods and came back bloody and bruised, the brunette and redhead asked "how did you get all bloody and bruised?", the blonde said "i followed the tracks, followed the tracks and BOOM got hit by a train".

joke #2
Yo momma so poor when she lit a match all the cockroaches sang "CLAP YO HANDS, STOMP YO FEET, PRAISE THE LORD WE GOT SOME HEAT!"