Win Win Win Thread
2 contests in 1 thread!
many will enter
Two will win
2nd contest: last post will win lvl 56 glyph charmin, if nobody post in 2 days the last post will win
NEW 4th contest: which post number has the word "flip" and "future notes" - prize:50k
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i will edit and add more contests in this thread in the future
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Last edited by blox; 10-08-2011 at 12:32 PM.
Why a chicken is in the middle of the road?
- to cross the street!
Why is a turkey in the middle of the road?
-Because chiken had a day off!!
PS3: BigGuns072
You talking to a Vateran Bravo squad Sniper,
or just a guy who likes to pretend to be one
Last and YO MOMMMA!
hi
Why is the turkey on the tree?
Because it cought one of its feathers on fire some one tried to BBQ him! (Turkey is scared to get back down)
PL Lillypink lvl 62,Mysterygurl lvl 54,Armerteddy lvl 28,Xlillypinkx lvl 19,Dodgethefudge lvl 35,Lillyrockstar lvl 23 SL Lillypink lvl 35,Devilgurl lvl 23,Cosmogurl lvl 13,Dodgethefudge lvl 10
What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
..wait for it..
"DAM"
-- Act and you will have dinner, do nothing and you will BE dinner - Gowron, Klingon High Council--
What do you get when a cow jumps over the sun?
Warm milk
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Lvl 65 super smexy bear killerz-fnord and some other guysXD so lowly are u happy now^_^
Wat did gurgox say when overlord fell off the boat? Oh no overlord overboard
Ign is xburriokingx
that was copied from someone elseOriginally Posted by xBurritoKingx
Last edited by Cytokinesis; 09-24-2011 at 05:04 PM.
I like how he put his IGN like he won lol
Nourish 36 Engineer | Glu 36 Commando | Tacticz 36 Operative
lol ikr?
Just sayin
it was from here
No it was from here:
Click!
as you can see, I was the one who originally made the joke.
Then people started using it. Conradin's post was in July.
Mine was in late May.
Yo mama so stoopid she stole a free sample
Yo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
And another:
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe, after a few drinks the giraffe passes out, the bar man says 'u can't leave that lyin there.' so the man says 'it's not a lion it's a giraffe'
Get it? Lyin, lion? Ahh u guys suck anyway :P lol jk u must be awesome if u play pl
Nothing related to any players or drug references because they already got me into trouble
Ok my joke isnt really (bwah)"HAHA!" funny, it's more like "teehee" funny but here it goes:
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because I just ate it for dinner (I feel so guiiiilllllttyyyyy!!!! DX)
Wow...that sounded so much better in my head...
❖ B❖ W❖ A❖ H❖ A❖ H❖ A❖ G❖ I❖ R❖ L❖
Wife is with her lover but her hubby gets home early.
She quickly hides her lover in the closet but she doesnt know her kid is in there.
The kid then says to the lover.
"its very dark in here" (kid)
"yes it is" (lover)
"i have a baseball glove" (kid)
"oh thats nice" (lover)
"ill sell it to you for $75o" (kid)
"what? no way" (lover)
"my dads right outside" (kid)
"fine here" (lover)
Next day the kid's dad tells him to get his glove to play catch.
Kid tells him he cant because he sold it.
Dad asks how much he sold it for and then gets mad at him for overpricing his glove. His dad then takes him to confess himself.
Kid gets in a room to confess himself and he says
"its very dark in here" (kid)
"dont start with that b-s again"
xD
credit to fb status of a bud
first contest
wat is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
(ANSWER) FROG IN A BLENDER!
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