Ok, I have a few stupid question to ask...

[Navygreen]

Definatley off topic and quite dumb. This is completely irrelevant but I found some of these to be a little funny.

Contribute if you want. Or just totally ignore that this post was ever made.

1) Can you cry under water?
2) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3) Why do doctors leave the room while you change when they're going to see you naked anyway?
4) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"?
5) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would ever eat?
6) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
7) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
8) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
9) So, what do you call male ballerinas?
10) If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy himself dinner?
11) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
12) Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
13) Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

[Samhayne]

12) Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
13) Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

AHHHHH!! Stop that!

[StompArtist]

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?

[GigaBits]

Lol, was going to comment that there was no such thing as a stupid question...

I just got proved wrong! Bwahahaha!

[Nourish]

Those blew my mind.

[Cytokinesis]

A person didnt just look at a cow and decided to milk it probabaly they saw them' baby cows drinking it and they thought: "GOSH, let me try that mysterious liquid baby cows drink!"

[Eyesharp]

Well coyote first of all hates anything another than road runner meat,baby oil is made out of baby cows,the professed cannot fix the hole in the boat because in the studios the director doesn't want the professor to fix the hole ,the first person to drink cow milk was named Ivanna Dies Nowz,if there was to be a light in there freezer the freezer would freeze the light bulb and possibly have it be shattered,the toaster burns to a crisp because whatever idiot invented it he forgot step 3 and 9,you cry underwater every time,how do you think the water comes?,you call male ballerinas zascans.

[Navygreen]

lmaoooooo!!

[Piosidon]

There's a light in my fridge

[Navygreen]

But what about in your freezer?

[MimeRifle]

Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?!?

[brizo]

haha i got more stupid questions,,and some of em i found rly funny :P

1. How come wrong numbers are never busy?

2. Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

3. Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

4. Can a stupid person be a smart-azz?

5. Does killing time damage eternity?

6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

7. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

8. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

9. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

10. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

11. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

12. Are part-time bandleaders semiconductors?

13. Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

14. Daylight savings time -- why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

15. Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

16. Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

17. Do pilots take crash-courses?

18. Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

19. Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

20. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

21. Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

22. How can there be self-help "groups"?

23. How do you get off a nonstop flight?

24. How many weeks are there in a light year?

25. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

26. If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

27. If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

28. If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

29. If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

30. If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

31.If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

32. If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they?

33. If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

34. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

35. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

36. If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

37. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

38. Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

39. Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

40. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball games" when we are already there?

41. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

and perhaps the most annoying/ stupidest question ive heard: "are you asleep?"