Originally Posted by
Lethoiun
Run Graveyard with my 210% gold loot
Sit by my fireplace and think about how I can renovate my house better
Annoy my friends
Waste my gold on useless things
Try to improve my wardrobe
Stare at my still life painting and wonder why I'm so poor
Invite my friends over to eat my arlorian pie
Go to my friend's empty houses and tell them it's ugly
Run in circles in expedition camp with my ss
Went to kill a wolf for a rug next to my fireplace
Bought a bed just to have nightmares
Wonder why my tindrin palm tree never grows
Named my frog with iceball Elsa
Smoky prolly hates me cuz I spread wildfires on purpose
Wear my flower crown to look inncoent
Have a beer tap that I don't use
Learned how to walk through walls
Scream in terror when I see a bettle
Run like hell when I see curse only to die a few feet later
Went to planar tombs for 5 secs and left, mostly alive
Killed forstir rose him from the dead and killed him again
Stand in town just to see random people agrue
Run when a nude mage asks for gold
All that time visiting stash and I don't know the lady's name
Wondering why I have a gold chest in my house that doesn't open
Training my frog to blow gold instead of bubbles, it's a work in progress
Go to story time and wonder why the wandering minstrel makes the same lame excuse
Don't know why I don't get a dragon soul when I kill a dragon
Why is death everywhere?
It's werid to give a warrior a hug
It's all kill first and no talk later
I glow so much I can't see myself
I have wings but I can't fly, so I'm a blue penguin?
Write poems
There's was once a blue mage
Who met a beetle
At the southern gates
Now there isn't a blue mage
The lone rogue survior said
There was red everywhere
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