For this contest it is your job to make the most pointless/funny rant possible.

Heres an example:

I HATE HOW SOME PEOPLE MAKE TEIR HAIR COLOR PINK ON BOY TOONS! I HATE PINK BOYS SHOULDNT LIKE PINK ITS A GIRL COLOR, I LIKE LOOTING PINKS THOUGH. I TELL THEM TO CHANGE THEIR HAIR COLOR BUT THEY DON'T. BECAUSE OF THIS, I WILL NEVER WEAR PINK AGAIN IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Prizes:
15kC
Maybe more (sends Sam a PM)

Feel free to donate prize money!