Attention hot chicks;
1. Stop throwing yourselves at me in walmart (have u seen the average walmart shopper >.<)
2. Omitted due to love of memes
3. Don't throw your unmentionables at me. Sometimes there are buttons and it hurts
4. It's now forbidden to spell your name out in hickies on me no matter the font (comic sans? Really?!?)
5. I like turtles
6. Gimme some money you big meanie jeez
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