What type of player are you?

[Azerothraven]

I can swear, I can joke
I say what's on my mind
If I sulk, if I am salty
I keep up with Slekki ( just kidding, that’s not possible)
And you see me holding up my middle finger to the world
**** your heroic pets and your awakening gems
'Cause I'm not just a handum legend
I'm more than just a Merchar
I'm a LB runner and a AFK-er
Sometimes it's hard for me to show
That I'm more than just an Arlorian
Or a spammer on your computer
There's more to me than people know
On Wednesday’s 1:30PM CT I'm hopeful (2x plat offers) ,
On some Wednesday’s 1:30PM CT, I'm heartbroken (2x glintstone tokens -_-)
Some days I'm strong, some days I quit
I don't let it show, but I've been through some $:$&
I can swear, I can joke
I say what's on my mind
If I sulk, if I Salty
I keep up with Slekki
And you see me holding up my middlefinger to the world
$;&@ you scammers and you lowballers
'Cause I'm not just a handsum legend
I'm more than just a guild leader
I'm a stalker, I'm an addict ( Java haha)
Sometimes it's hard for me to show
That I'm more than just a legend
Or a rich dude going viral
There's more to me than people know
On Wednesday’s 1:30PM CT I'm hopeful,
On some Wednesday’s 1:30PM CT, I'm happiest man alive ( not everything need to rhyme, get over it)
Some days I'm nice, some days I can be a potato ( haha why not )
Some days I'm strong, some days I quit
I don't let it show, but I've been through some $&
I can swear, I can joke
I say what's on my mind
If I drink, if I smoke
I keep up with the devs ( don’t ban me pls
And you see me holding up my middlefinger to the world
$;& you price manipulators and you account/gold sellers
'Cause I'm not just a handsum legend
I'm not just a handsum legend , yeah
I'm not just a handsum legend
No I'm not just a handsum legend

To Devs: If it’s too inappropriate feel free to edit. But this is intended for comedy purpose only!